He’s buying my vintage land before time hand puppets

MAGA is full of people that genuinely thought Beakman’s World was a better show than Bill Nye

I will NOT forgive Bakula

Its staff “hat day” at school and what does the person who always wears a hat have to do because of his recalcitrant nature? Why style their hair of course #Ingobernable

Data? Is that you?

Goldblum warned us!

“I’m glad you’re dead!”

I’m artsy AND fartsy

“Golden” is just a k pop version of “Rainbow Connection “…

That’s no moon… oh wait

I remember watching this with a girlfriend and I asked her how long she thought he kept doing that, she asked “do we see him again?” I replied yes, she said “not long”

Everyone knows animation peaked with Dick Tracy

I smell what you’re cooking

Ken Griffey Jr was tired a LOT!

Don’t forget to leave out a bottle of Jameson, a pack of cigarettes and some methamphetamines for the ghost of Shane MacGowan tonight!

I’m told that talking to your cat is normal, but what if you are answering back in a Dickensian accent?

Underrated movie.

I only have 6 payments left!

One of the students here walked into school wearing a Toronto Maple Leafs hat and I’m concerned.. am I obligated to report this?… is this a form of child abuse?!

I don’t typically like to wax nostalgic too much at this point in my life, but I’ll say this much, there are times I must confess I long for the days when I thought Alkaline Trio lyrics were really deep.

🗣️NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!!!

Some kitties can’t be bought, bullied or reasoned with..

Have you tried offering her a hefty cash bribe?

I think I nailed it