Imagine this headline in any other decade. This is irreparable.

Elon Musk: Shadow President of the United States (But Sure, Totally Normal, Right?) In the wake of the 2024 election, two unelected billionaires, Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy, have plans to reshape the United States government.

My thoughts on the insanity we’re witnessing: a shadow president, an unelected billionaire, working to dismantle our institutions with a fake, non-governmental agency, all while the media treats Musk's actions as if they’re perfectly normal.

I’ll support a chair for DNC who’s willing to stop playing chess in a boxing match

A restaurant board sign that reads: “we are not all in the same boat. We are in the same storm. Some have yachts. Some have canoes. And some are drowning. Just be kind and help when you can.

I love this.

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Hello. This is your friendly reminder to tax the churches.

We left X and joined Bluesky because those against our parks said, “If you don’t like it, leave.” So we did. And now they’re saying, “No, come back so we can say mean things to you—it makes us feel important.”

I was thinking we have @gatorgalbeth here, so we have Gator baseball🟠🔵🐊

Three brothers. All great men. All are gone now. My Dad is in both pictures. Gray November🩶🩶🩶

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Shelby Baptist Hospital in Shelby County, Alabama

Local issues in Alabama: what you might expect in your state soon. October 2023, the maternity ward in the only hospital in the county closed. No elected official spoke out. One of the wealthiest counties in the state. Oh, and, statewide, infant mortality rates are up. No Medicaid expansion.

But don’t worry. Oklahoma is buying thousands of Bibles for their public schools.

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@gators1121.bsky.social so glad you are here, we follow each other on Twitter formerly 1butterflywild🟠🔵🐊

Meme with side by side pictures of Marco Rubio and RFK, Jr, labeled “Marco” and “Polio.”

Who made this? Ahahaha

For years now, the right has been accusing Democrats of running a shadowy conspiracy to protect politicians who are sex predators.

Democrats need to scream "WHAT ARE THEY HIDING?" until they force the report's release.

My wildest and scariest intuition is that the crops will get harvested because the migrants in camps and federal prisoners will be coerced into slave labor.

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Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’ | By Bryce P. Tetraeder, Global Tetrahedron CEO

Via our parent company @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social CEO @brycetetraeder.bsky.social: theonion.com/heres-why-i-...

And they’re going to turn it into an “everytown for gun safety” website.

This might be the most brilliant troll job in history.

I lost 4 years of sleep the last time. Ignoring him is my new coping strategy. 😂

Sky is definitely Bluer here. Let’s Make America Blue Again.

Love to quit my job so the report that shows i raped a child won't come out before I become America's most powerful law enforcement officer.

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Davidklion.Bsky.net Welcome to Bluesky! A nontrivial number of users who made this decision earlier than you believe that you're a Nazi who has spent the past two years doing Nazi war crimes at the Nazi Bar. Don't let this deter you, they become a tinier percentage of the site with each passing hour.

He’s not mad, don’t put it in the paper that he’s mad.