yeah that's almost certainly true and i can't say I'd be excited for another season(s) of locker room...disarray, even if it may look fun in games

this bird is openly mocking aaron nola

see......because his goose is cooked

my tummy is being a tad mean to me today, but i'm sure it'll be fine

i have a slight twinge in my neck so i'm complaining to strangers online because they feel my pain (literally)

i'll be home in 45 minutes after I snag a take-n-bake pizza for dinner and then i'm going to melt my brain, i'm so excited

would certainly make the ja morant to milwaukee noise even louder which i'm not opposed to if they can make it work

I get to the airport at the exact right time every time. Anyone arriving any earlier than me is a sap, anyone arriving any later is a reckless nut.

Since 2015, Mike Clevinger is one of two players MLB probed under its domestic violence policy but didn't suspend. His ex-fiancée says MLB enabled the former star to keep harassing her, including this call where she says he threatened her.

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people continue to just drop off leftover food items for both staff and the shelter and i just want to say thank you

a large bag of buns.

anybody want some sheboygan hard rolls™

we all need that reminder for self-assurance, an influx of many bad opinions floating around causes a person to doubt themselves

everyone's bathroom mirror should be filled with post-it notes of all my skeets

yes your opinion is in fact the only correct one and anyone that says otherwise is both an idiot and a criminal, don't let the haters gaslight you into backing down

soleless fucks

also that sounds really stressful, why invite opportunities for anxiety when I can just sit and play my nintendo switch outside the gate for an hour

i'm not going to dip into Airport Discourse but if your main argument for arriving late is "at worst it'll cost you $600-700 to reschedule flights and hotels" like that's not alot of money then you're going to lose me

star fox 64 quotes are always playing in my head, it'll stop when i'm dead

have the tigers/red sox game on as background noise and the tigers broadcaster said "never give in" and i muttered to myself "trust your instincts!"

when I'm president it'll be 3 hour work weeks, wednesday from 11am-2pm

can't believe i have to go in to work tomorrow, on a Monday, how stupid

The Rockies spent the whole game trolling Dalton Rushing he might have to retire

damn, acuña jr just saved the game

this isn't funny, kruks only dress like this when they're very distressed

the sunday night baseball announcing team with john kruk on the right IN A SUIT???

legitimately upsetting to see john kruk in a suit on sunday night baseball

sorry to dalton rushing but I'm going to be mean to him the rest of the season, let your lesson be to try being less of a dumbass

dalton rushing is writing a letter to rob manfred asking the rockies be disbanded for committing atrocities that dwarf the houston astros cheating scandal

the dodgers have lost back-to-back games to the rockies and there are no good baseball teams left, pack it up and let's try again in 2027

he's given up 2 runs, gotten 0 outs, and runners still on the corners

WOOF