The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

Oops.

Things are about to get very very very bad.

Good luck everyone.

#Mythos #AI

Excellent.

Hopefully, the knock on effect will be prices for flights are about to explode.

#ClimateCatastrophe #JetFuel #Lufthansa

They're saying it's the most unbiased poll question ever. echeloninsights.com/insights/apr...

Sullivan & Cromwell is one of the most profitable and elite law firms in the first annual markets, charging huge, some might say excessive, fees for everything.

Caught failing their clients by using AI and not even bothering to check the output (but probably, one suspects, charging for the hours).

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Nigel Farage?


#Mahmood #C4News

Sadly, it's too late for Venice. Global heating is now accelerating, and sea levels will continue to rise apace.

Maybe its inevitable loss will spark more climate action in Italy, and the rest of Europe, but I doubt it.

#ClimateCatastrophe #C4News

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Oh gawd, the petty bickering.

I wouldn't want any of these toddlers running my govt.

#C4News #SeneddElections #Cymru

Insider trading isn't a victimless crime, especially when executed on the scale of this Trump administration's alleged corrupt market interventions.

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Hahahaha.

Oh boy, good luck to everyone thinking of flying anywhere in US airspace in the months and years to come.

Please do consider taking out substantial life insurance if you have dependents.

#SeanDuffy #AI

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A sense of wonder.

Open to being proved wrong, but I watched the full Reform Party election broadcast on ITV, which contained multiple crowd shots of conference halls with party members, & stages of candidates, & I dud not see a single non white person, anywhere.

You have to work pretty hard to get that result.

I'll be voting Green on 7 May, along with 50% of London.

Let's do this!

@greenparty.org.uk #bbcpm

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UK government to increase heat pump grants to £9000 for those with oil and LPG heating. Generous for sure but fully closes the risk of a cost gap and may even provide a small excess for those with small homes (typically the least well off). (1/2)

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Mahmood & Starmer have been attacking Labour's progressive liberal voter base for most of their time in govt.

Now let's see how Labour get on in an actual election where they've literally told those voters to "fuck right off", & they do so by voting LibDem & Green.

#bbcpm
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🧵"...take this back to the trade commissioner". She's referring to a Franco-Swedish request to ban imports from the West Bank because they are not covered by the agreement.

She says they need the Commission to make a proposal on that in order to proceed with it.

Following today's foreign affairs ministers meeting, High Rep Kaja Kallas says she did not sense a shift in country's positions on suspending the EU-Israel trade agreement (as proposed by Sanchez).

But "there were new proposals on the table regarding the trade, so I promised to..." 🧵

Oh well, we tried to warn you.

#FacialRecognition

#bbcpm

Lol.

Is Hegseth now working directly for Putin?

#Flu #Antivax #bbcpm

Ofc, this presupposes that Starmer doesn't choose to fall on his sword on 8 May.

It would be the only way to leave the job with any semblance of honour, so I suspect he's already thinking this one through (you know, "for the sake of the party and the country" etc etc)

#bbcpm

Good.

Let's lose some more.

If we want to avoid these market shocks to the energy markets, and they will happen again, and again, and again, we need to increase our investment in renewables, and related technologies, while upgrading the national grid.

Screw the NIMBYS.

End the perpetual crises.

They haven't bought enough TrumpCoin.

Give it a few weeks, and a 100 million dollar crypto 'investment', and suddenly Donald Trump will think this airline merger is the greatest thing to ever happen to air travel in the United States.

#United #AmericanAirlines

Is it because you're a paedophile, hoping for a pardon from a friend of a paedophile, who may also be a paedophile?

#Dershowitz #Epstein #Trump

End billionaires before billionaires end all of us.

#WealthTax

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Mahmood thinks this is a gotcha, but it's really an insight. She's saying "Look at me, a brown person, I can be racist too. Please accept me"

Her audience is not white liberals, it's far right, white supremacists.

She represents the moral decay at the heart of this govt.

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Of course, Trump may have been too much of a coward to fight for his country but, as he explained to Howard Stern, he did face his own personal Vietnam by avoiding catching an STD in New York.

Donald Trump bravely helped end the Vietnam War by discovering mysterious "bone spurs" conveniently diagnosed by a doctor who rented space from his father. The spurs vanished the moment the draft ended.

In all, Trump dodged the draft FIVE times.

A true hero.

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