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Posts by Aceituna Ciruela 🫒🍏

Se han marchado y el perrito no quería levantarse 😭😭😭

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Y tiene mucho sueñito

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ES UN CACHORRO DE GOLDEN REPITO CACHORRO DE GOLDEN EN EL PASEO

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Hay un perrito dormido panzaarriba debajo de un banco. No sé si es un cachorro pero duerme como cachorro

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He salido a la calle, aplaudidme

He comprado en Starbucks, abucheadme

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La recesión está cada vez peor

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Pronto eclosionarán... Y tendrás lanitas

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Momento de apreciación de Petra al fresquito.

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Cuando la vi recuerdo reírme muchísimo de algunas "bromas", pero en cuanto lo piensas un poco ves que es mobbing puro y duro

La broma de "Jim ha metido todas mis cosas en gelatina otra vez" me hizo mucha gracia, pero es horrible

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Una sugerencia para los medios (y para el mundo en general): dejar de hablar de “prioridad nacional” y empezar a decir “discriminación por origen”. Que las batallas contra el fascismo también se dan en el lenguaje.

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[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]

JANET:
Ugh...

LIZ:
What's up?

JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!

LIZ:
Have you tried...

AI peas?

JANET:
AI peas?

LIZ:
They're peas with AI!

[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].

LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas

JANET:
What

LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]

Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?

[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]

LIZ:

Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine

[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]

LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!

JANET:
What

LIZ:
Shut up

LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow

From opening the bag of peas

to boiling the peas

to eating the peas

To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.

JANET:
Is it really necessary to-

LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET

[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:

AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.

[Ends]

[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.] JANET: Ugh... LIZ: What's up? JANET: I am so bored of cooking peas! LIZ: Have you tried... AI peas? JANET: AI peas? LIZ: They're peas with AI! [Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI]. LIZ: Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas JANET: What LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines] Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas? [Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it] LIZ: Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine [Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas] LIZ: With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas! JANET: What LIZ: Shut up LIZ: Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow From opening the bag of peas to boiling the peas to eating the peas To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means. JANET: Is it really necessary to- LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]: THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET [Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan: AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas. [Ends]

Every ad now

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Ahahahahaha what do you mean the TECHNICAL ADVISOR to Bluesky just blocked over 300k users by following an ANTI-AI, AI HATERS blocklist.

Embarassing.

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Pic of a hand holding a cellphone that's so hot it has buckled. Caption reads "If you're hot, they're hot. Put them in the pool."

Pic of a hand holding a cellphone that's so hot it has buckled. Caption reads "If you're hot, they're hot. Put them in the pool."

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me when I'm paid to be a technical advisor on a platform with millions of active users

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french yaoi fans, call that a fujeaux

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Os acordáis de lo de la oleada de incendios en almacenes de grandes compañías y de cómo los medios no estaban tratándolo como algo relacionado? Pues ahora hay un tracker que publica todos los incendios. 37 van ya desde el “You just had to pay us enough to live”.

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“Average person becomes more conservative with age” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person gets less conservative every year. Caucasian Male Boomers Georg, who lives in suburb and gets 10,000 stock options every day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

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I feel like Sun Tzu really missed out on "Invent Pete Hegseth and give him to the enemy"

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Del juicio de la Kitchen opino lo mismo que de la Gürtel o la Púnica: cuando se condenó a Chaves y Griñán por los ERE se inventaron aquello de culpables "in vigilando" porque no hubo manera de encontrarles un enlace directo a los hechos. Con el PP hemos tenido múltiples condenas que han llegado a

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France's health minister says all potentially contaminated baby formula has been 'withdrawn' from market An investigation is currently underway into the deaths of two babies who drank possibly contaminated powdered milk. The infant formula industry has been rocked in recent weeks by several firms recalli...

¿Sabéis de cuándo es el último problemilla de Nestlé con la leche en polvo? De finales de enero de 2026.

www.lemonde.fr/en/health/ar...

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(2) hacen la leche en polvo baja en nutrientes añadiendo azúcares y (3) las familias pobres diluyen la leche en polvo en aguas que pueden no ser potables haciendo, además, una solución que tiene una media de sólo un tercio de la cantidad recomendada, por el coste del producto.

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> del National Bureau of Economic Research (NBER) publicado en Marzo de 2018 y revisado en julio de 2023 cifra en casi 11 millones las muertes RASTREABLES de bebés en el mundo gracias a Nestlé.

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¿Nestlé haciendo el mal? ¿Los mismos que desarrollaron jja estrategia de distribución gratuita de leche en polvo para bebés que asegurara que a las madres (pobres de solemnidad) se les cortaba su leche para obligarlas a comprar su producto so pena de la muerte del bebé? No puede ser.

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Oh no another ham #4

[ #art #hamster ]

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Oh no another ham

[ #art #hamster ]

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Photo of a handwritten text saying "Having panic attacks is NOT a character flaw; you are not a coward, you have a goddamn medical condition". The words "panic attacks" are highlighted in silver, "coward" is striked through and "goddamn" is written in a large, aggressive black font.

Photo of a handwritten text saying "Having panic attacks is NOT a character flaw; you are not a coward, you have a goddamn medical condition". The words "panic attacks" are highlighted in silver, "coward" is striked through and "goddamn" is written in a large, aggressive black font.

I wonder how many hundreds of people this line by @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social has helped.

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I couldn't help myself

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A riesgo de que venga otra horda de machistas haciéndose los pendantes, afirmo:

No son 62 millones de hombres los que se organizan en Internet y en la vida real para violar, drogar y agredir a mujeres y niñas. Son muchos más.

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Season 8 / Episode 6

Season 8 / Episode 6

"Man, that is flagrant false advertising!"

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Este es el que decia alguno hace una semana que era poco menos que igual que Orban.

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