80,000 pounds of free potatoes up for grabs in Calgary this weekend A Calgary community group is preparing to give away 80,000 pounds of free potatoes this weekend.

Samwise Gamgee: Mr. Frodo, let's fucking go

I think it went well but even if I get it it's going to be a month before my first paycheck. Still dont know if backpay will hit before then but im on my last $50 now but thats a tax payment in a week.

Im sorry im still passing the Tip Jar. Everything helps.

A footpath sign, with angle brackets serving as arrows on each side of the words "foot path", so the end result looks like an XML or HTML tag.

Hoping there's another sign at the end labelled </FOOT PATH>

I'm impressed at how much this looks like reality now, with the exception of the pollution which has been much improved and the idea that Tie Rack would still be in business

A meme of notoriously incompetent Bluesky technical advisor Why, featuring his profile picture with the text "Bluesky is down again. Better dunk my phone in the pool.", like the old Bear Grylls meme.

That's a great caption 😂

Stop Palantir taking over our public services! Our public services aren’t for a secretive profit-hungry US tech firm. Sign the petition to tell the Government to scrap all contracts with secretive US tech firm Palantir.

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Happy Earth Day to everyone who's specifically in the AI Haters Blocklist.

You care more about our planet than the fucker who made it and the other assholes who are subscribed to it.

At this point the only reason to call it the Labour Party is it lasts too long, hurts like hell, and people keep popping in and out to check on your genitals.

Drowning meme, showing Bluesky leadership paying attention to AI while the codebase drowns, and why's phone dead at the bottom

Not to be confused with AEG the German appliance manufacturer, here's what his AEG owns/operates, including AXS, the O2 and Wembley arena

Donate to Help me keep my house, organized by Sarah Smith I'm a trans mother of three, with a wife, three cats and a dog. I've been unemployed following a str… Sarah Smith needs your support for Help me keep my house

Please help my good friend and trans mother of three by donating to or sharing her crowdfunder.

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My partner and I both had SNP stuff in the post today, neither have a title before our names. Neither does a thing from Labour. Definitely suspicious that yours did

Gay’s The Word have just messaged me to ask me to come back and sign more as they’ve had more orders, keep buying everyone as I’m on my way back to the shop!

No Yodel you definitely didn't try to deliver my parcel this morning, that's just a lie

I found this when I was looking for genuine forklift safety training videos for work 😂 it does cover a lot of key points!

Illustration: Pool noodles. Not the long foam tubes for messing about in the water but a bowl of ramen floating in a swimming pool.

Noodle doodle.
#art #ramen

And the racists and misogynists are voting too. Make sure you’re registered x

A swan's arse in the air

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the river.

Photo of Pedro Pascal wearing a dark grey blazer and loosely tied necktie, paired with short blue denim jorts. He is holding some cream coloured roses in one hand and the other is over his crotch where he has suggestively tucked his index finger into his fly. You’re welcome.

I might be misreading things but it feels like the timeline could use a picture of Pedro Pascal in little shorty jorts

Badge with "Actually Autistic" in the style of The Legend of Zelda.

Badge with "actually autistic" over a sunflower.

Badge with "Actually Autistic" in the style of Iron Maiden.

Badge with Actually Autistic, in the style of The Beatles.

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That's Not What Unc Means You’d never know the meaning of unc or its origins in black culture if you looked to mainstream media.

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Good news everyone. Electricity is officially back on. It has been the most awful few weeks mentally, emotionally, and financially, but at least don't need to rely on flashlights anymore.

But, of course, the main casualty is food. All my refrigerated food had to be thrown out. Please help. 🤼🧶🙏🏼💸💕🌱

I was going to say glue them together but a drawing would be much nicer

I know the media is hoping the story of Mamdani getting royalties from a fleeting rap career is supposed to make everyone see him as some sort of elite to be angry at but what if instead it inspired a bunch of creative people to become socialist mayors

I got the job!!!
I will be starting in the coming week and will was hoping to repost this if anyone would be willing to help towards this as It might be 2 weeks to my start date!

🙏❤️

SO.

This is feeling like a sure thing. fingers crossed. Even if that happens tho I'm gonna have bills before I get first paycheck. A really generous person helped me get Rent for May covered but yeah food and meds and bills still exist.
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Sometimes it's both 😂

Well done! So happy for you 🥳