Big 10...% of them are named Matt

I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again

Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited

Victor Wembanyama wearing 40 yards of fabric.

"L'homme Svelte" has a touch of class that the American version lacks.

I speak Alligator, it's saying "Bring me your Bichons Frisé."

Since my kids were born it went from Jurassic Park to The Adventures of Tintin.

I’m the DJ at your son’s bar mitzvah and I’m really bad at it

Absolutely howled at Ariana DeBose.

JJ Abrams has spontaneously combusted.

I think it would be because they themselves are much more likely to be in the motorist group so they isolate bad experiences with other drivers into a "bad drivers" subgroup that doesn't impact their perception of the whole.

I started carrying a fannypack and calling it a "crossbody bag." It is only a minor improvement on the ultra skinny leg jeans experiment that made me look like Gru.

Food photographers use Motor Oil to stand in for syrup. Thus, by covering all of your foods in maple syrup you can achieve the mirror result without falling victim to rising oil prices.

His maptap emojis must be DIRE

Lane is famously a man who knows something about beautiful wives that aren't his

There is an absolute steak and kidney pie of a face hiding under that guard's helmet and I feel personally robbed of seeing it in its full glory.

This is shaping up to be a...

*puts on sunglasses*

...heated rivalry.

I could watch WCW but not WWE. They were incredibly lenient about most things but they drew the line there.

What is the "actual way" this use of language is preventing and what makes it more concrete than a decade-plus prison sentence and lifetime monitoring?

Turkeys behave with a willful disregard for their own well-being that suggests they're the only birds that remember being dinosaurs and haven't gotten over it yet.

The Las Vegas Hotels, Man

My three-year-old is doing this with "butthead."

He recently woke me up by climbing into my bed, laying his face on top of my face, and whispering "Sun's up, butthead."

Then I made him breakfast.

Sounds like a French Bulldog whose owner dropped a waffle cone.

Noah Baumbach's The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

No neurodivergence ????? not even at the bottom like a yogurt cup????

teaser image for Dune 3, except it's called Doug, and Paul and Chani are replaced with Doug and Patti

The increasingly-common literal "Oh, you know the ones"

Food Replicator

In which @edsbs.bsky.social de facto compares Mike Lombardi's hair to "Keefe, that shirt's not as long as you think it is, dude."

Is the customization discounted because the shoes are child sized?

I think we're all overlooking the most obvious candidate: former President Trump told current President Trump these things.

so this question has come up in conversation recently: obviously, bluesky has features that allow you to disable interactions like replies and quote posts. but is doing so contrary to the spirit of social media? is it antisocial behavior? maybe even unethical? interested to hear everyone's thoughts