being shy and somewhat introverted in my younger years, i feel as though i completely wasted my God of Shirahebi Shrine experience

say it isnt so.......
some of my followers think being "KAREN" ,
is actually GOOD !!!!!

(saying to group. of 7 girls) the lore surrounding the Monogatari series is actually quite a bit deeper than you might think..and fairly Leftist

feed your vampire with this one insane donut hack

girls love having last names like "Oshino"

i may be the worst person you ever met but that doesnt mean i don't have a fool proof plan to help every girl ever born

im absolutely the only mother fucker on here dumb enough to get publicly whipped for sister incest bullshit while also making out with 0 of them

getting cancelled cultured for brushing teeth. whats that you say? brushing teeht isnt a crime? IT IS NOW !!

computer show me an animated picture of shinobu doing a cool jump kick in a way thats bad ass but not horny

i think if tthe country got annihilated by a vampire id "Lay low" for a bit and "Wait it out"

people only think monogatari is good because they want to fuck thr con man, if they didnt want to fuck the con man they wouldnt like it

every one in the araragi household has undergone a villain arc where they stop jacking off for 2 months and go mad because it didnt fix their anxiety

gf is no longer permitting me to jack off in her car during her astronomy club meetings. where am i supposed to jack off then? the fucking SHRINE???

INSPIRING: After 11 Years-- Local Snail Ghost Reunited With "78 I.Q." Student Pervert Who Flipped Her Skirt At The Age Of 10

araragi koyomi does not Jack off ever, he works hard every day to provide for his harem, fuck you for saying something like that

my name is

" ODDITY FUCKER "

and i was sent to FUCK all the oddities...

how to say "ka" shinobu tutorial How to say "ka-ka" like nobu info how to say "ka! ka-ka" instructions on how to say "ka-ka"

hear this trolls: ive been secretly respecting girls in the privacy of my room for 12 hrs a day , maxing out their power to insane levels

nice shirahebi shrine you got here. would be a shame it if were to become the the shira-Gamer shrine...

installing a full scale shirahebi shrine in my backyard... just thinking the specialists are going to love this shit

internal dialogue of episode watching araragi run towards him "Wow id love to break his legs" "Lets see him withstand the burden of the Cross

sure, punch all the teeth out of my mouth for having an Opinion. Very good

vampires cannot legally turn you into their kin if you refuse to givr them your blood and leave

Its impossible for me to respect someone who is wearing an arm bandage. UYou look like a mummy from egypt. Remove it

i cannot stress enough that my new song "Palladium Nu-disco" is not influenced by any other songs whatsoever

hey neko,.. whats the general consensus on the cat boob situation. how many nipples you got over there

the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying

vampires used to say "Mu-ha-ha-ha!" and "hissss" . Now they say shit like "more donuts!"

helped. helped. helped. youre all helped. none of you are free of psychological issues

guys who become vampires when theyre like 17 years old are Sluts