Since sharks can't swim backwards, do they avoid areas where they could not turn around? Narrow caves, for example?
Posts by Andy Szymas
WHEN AND WHERE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzyO... hahahahahahaha 6 million comedy points for the baby shark theme
go home nfl free agency, you're drunk
@careydraws.bsky.social Wasn't there a few Animorphs easter eggs? I thought so but now I can't google to find them. Dug your Animorphs podcast back in the day!
There should be a word to describe the sinking feeling of getting towards the end of a book and realizing that it's going to require a 'to be continued'
When the apocalypse does hit, I sure hope I can 3d print enough little dragons and sharks to prove my usefulness to the roving warbands.
Does Warhammer 40K: Conquest count? I really loved that game.
Xfinity, your marketing execs were so preoccupied with whether or not they could they didn't stop to think if they should. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKwx...
Whenever I hear someone make a 'sportsball' or 'go sports go' joke I wonder if they think about how it's the equivalent of saying to a cashier "didn't scan, must be free!" as in everyone's heard the joke 1000x and it's just not funny or original anymore
Congratulations!
Full meltdown from Stroud
If I had a nickel for each horror movie that came out this month about a rage virus, I'd have two nickels
Murder, plain and simple. Let's not mince words.
Does ESPN know you can wipe off the camera lens?
Avatar 3: it's Avatar 2, but also Avatar 1!
Also, the hot goth Navi is gonna be some generations Lola Bunny
Has there been a more successful environmental marketing message than "cut the plastic six pack ring holders so it doesn't strangle a turtle" because its years later and its still my greatest fear that I'll forget and murder a turtle
My brain is on shuffle between "on the day it finally happens" / "we're in the middle of a hostile government takeover" / "daddy cop" / "lizard" .... instagram has broken everything
AI that is designed to hate on AI would be a pretty funny attempt to pass the Turing test.
Staring suspiciously to decide if this was written by AI....
Get this orange criminal off the broadcast
I accidentally bought 2 expensive bottles of bourbon today and was bracing for the annoyed look I was gonna get from my wife... And then she got a speeding ticket. This is how you win at marriage
@blankcheck.bsky.social Jesus Christ the klaxon sound effect in the house or dynamite ep nearly killed me in real life
the great enshittification has led to the great disconnect: finally deactivating Facebook, Xbox Game Pass, Disney+....
Jets get 15 yards challenge: impossible
Tobias is keeping an eye out for Yeerks
I keep seeing the Ars Technica article about how science Blue Sky is replacing science X/Twitter (great quotes from @whysharksmatter.bsky.social ) and I keep getting distracted by how much the upside down X logo looks like Sonic the Hedgehog.
I wonder if @jamesgunn.bsky.social ever read Animorphs or if it's just weird kismet