Had to do it by hand because last time I cut it it shifted a few mm and cut through the letters and I wasn't gonna deal with it again 😡

Now that's one way to spell it. Never seen it before. From someone born in the 1910s.

Whacked on the BBC Glasto coverage to see what they were showing instead of Kneecap and caught Amy of Amyl & the Sniffers giving a pro Palestine speech...

Beeb editors playing whack-a-mole

Brilliant joke.

Have you had your metamucil today?

Thicycle kick.

OLYMPIC JUST SCORED A FREE KICK FROM 35 YARDS OUT. FUCKING HELL.

St George score seconds after Ziggy Gordon is given the captains arm band.

Coincidence, surely.

Let's go Olympic, I wanna C. U. P.

I 4-1 AM ENJOYING THIS GAME!

Olympic are starving St George Hungary of the ball.

And its 3-1. Hell yeah

Ziggy Gordon just got a yellow for time wasting haha

Olympic up 2-1. Cup football rules.

1-1. Olympic have come out looking more attacking, equalising almost straight after half time.

Olympic are down 1-0 at half time. StGeorge Budapest are just Hungary-er.

St George just scored. Olympic defender makes a good tackle at the top of the box, and it seemed like his team mates were ready to applaud his effort instead of trying to get the ball that the St George player just walked collected and scored.

Pathetic.

Its not Belmore, or Peter Moore - it's Norwestmore.

Olympic just missed a sitter. As I'm writing this, st george just did the same.

Real football baby.

#MagicOfTheCup

Yes it does.

On this day in 2013: The nation said goodbye to Margaret Thatcher, and Frankie Boyle perfectly summed up the sentiment.

screenshot of Kennedy's left cheek ballooning up after her collision with Meeks

Mario Balotelli lifting his jersey to reveal a t-shirt underneath reading, "Why always Kennedy?"

a man is swinging a golf club in front of a bag that says callaway golf ALT: a man is swinging a golf club in front of a bag that says callaway golf

It really was the best sci-fi franchise of the lot. I miss it sorely.

See, I thought he was a pedophile because of how he interacted with Millie Bobby Brown, Billie Eilish, Kylie Jenner & loudly professed how attractive a 17 year old was in his audience before he kissed her on stage 🤷‍♀️

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only

Tweet by Molly White @molly0xFFF it's always fascinating to watch grown adults discover the concept of public libraries for the first time Quoted tweet by Ken Herman @kherman Ponderable? And do free people expect to read every book they want to read for free (at public expense)? After all, many people who write and produce the books do expect a return on their effort and investment. Just a thought.

Tweet thread: Molly White @molly0xFFF 37m and when you decide to defund libraries because "people who can afford it can just buy the books", you restrict access to those who can't afford it Ken Herman @kherman 21m How about if we use those tax dollars to buy the books for those who can't afford them? Molly White @molly0xFFF congratulations! you have just invented libraries

every damn time

Indian mynah.