Dislocating your shoulder sleeping is really when you know you’ve hit the next level of the aging process.

He gets a cameo to talk about how awesome Jordan Belfort is.

How is that man 37? He feels like he should be 45 by now.

Lost to time, but someone (Dana Schwartz?) posted that the 20th verse of Hallelujah was a recipe for eggplant parmigiana and a different someone wrote and performed that verse.

Kirk Ferentz when HawkAI tells him to go for it on 4th and short from the plus 40

Kind of Marc’s Law writ large. “No one has agency but my side.”

There’s Wallace!

Hell yeah!

King John ruled England
He signed the Magna Carta
Shat his pants and died.
#HistoricalHaikus

She’s pulling a Costanza.

Stupid jungle primary.

This is unmitigated horse hockey. My son and daughter are both Scouts. Our most recent Eagle ceremony was 60% girls. My daughter won her troop’s Scout Spirit award last year. Our troop has transgendered members that are uniformly excellent scouts.

As an Eagle Scout, I'm calling this bigoted trash.

As someone from Davenport, the birthplace of chiropractic “medicine”, this tracks.

And the water in Iowa City does indeed taste like detergent.

I’m about the size of your average NFL defensive lineman. The only place I was ever threatened with a mugging was Krakow. Twice. In the same night. By two separate guys.

Doomering helps Trump

Tha fuck was that?

I’m watching Season 3 of Spenser For Hire on Tubi during my morning workout. Parts of it have not aged well but he remains amazing.

Smart move. We switched to a movie.

This feels like the Philly game Purdy’s first season, except instead of him going down injured it’s EVERYBODY else.

Brutal game.

I thought it. I’m glad we were wrong.

Wearing Hawkeye colors as God intended.

Discussed Ash Wednesday with Joe Piscopoe in an elevator in Vegas.

The perfect technological metaphor doesn’t exi…

You’re annoyed? They stole our coach.

Make a Bond film casual:

Tomorrow Never Tries