That's a shame.

*sniff*

Petition: Reduce national speed limits on single carriageways Reduce the national speed limit on single carriageways usually found in rural areas from 60mph to 30mph.

Here's a govt petition to reduce the default limit on rural single carriageway roads from 60 down to 30. Seems a sensible suggestion to me. Obviously individual limits could be higher. They would just need to be signed.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...

Nooooooooooo!!!!

Never had one. Are they nice?

a white guy in a blue jacket, pale blue scarf and jeans points at a life sized marble horse's arse. In Rome.

Oh look, a horse's arse.

Booo!

"But who's going to drink these free-pour shots boss?"

"Donchu worry bout that *hic*"

It's quite the trait isn't it?

Us 3 youngsters would hit the target every Saturday, usually multiple times. We had a new manager one day who heard the cheering from staff & customers and he raced over to see:

"Oh! Cool. Can I have a go?"

"Aye, I'll fetch you a pinny and you scrub in.."

Saturday morning on the deli counter as an 18yo - we'd have competitions to see who could cut cheese closest to the ½lb or 1lb. Definitely pressed 'Tare' *after* the paper was on the scale!

What a foul woman. A defamation case beckons I hope.

Especially if you have serrated knives.

Yes.

End grain wood FTW or plastics, although someone has mentioned microplastics at me, so I'm 90% of the time timber now.

Partner's elderly grandfather had this - his favourite song. Went down a storm, fair play.

Always On My Mind by Elvis Presley.

Not a dry eye in the house.

Soon Salvo, soon.

(both sausages and an empty tummy required)

I always see a sausage sandwich and think that I haven't had one in ages and I should have one soon.

Outstanding.

"No, that's a lasagne"

Fabulous stuff.

Excellent sausage sandwich BTW.

Plate?

You've changed!

😜

When they hear the phrase:

'Mae hi'n bwrw hen wragedd a ffyn.'*

they'll shit.

* 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Cymraeg for:

'It's raining old ladies and sticks'

Yesterday in Hamburg, 800 people gathered to remember the 11-year-old boy who was killed by a truck driver.

That’s how it all began in the Netherlands in the 1970s.

Stop de kindermoord.

Are we ready, like the Dutch, to block roads in the name of child-friendly, safe mobility until Vision Zero?

Aye *he* won't.

The rest of us just bought popcorn futures.

It's like they love being arseholes, are really very happy we know they're arseholes, but love even more, rubbing their being arseholes in everyone else's faces.

An image of a person with a pushchair down a residential street near inconsiderately parked cars. The person is wearing striped clothing and walking past a black car. The setting includes brick buildings and a view of houses on a hill in the background.

It's happening! 📢

On Tuesday, MPs will consider an amendment to enable local leaders to ban pavement parking in their area. We need you to help us get this amendment on to the Bill.

Ask your MP to agree to Amendment 265 when it's considered on Tuesday: https://bitly.livingstreets.org.uk/4tMU2Uq

The world seems full of arseholes these days.

The Dept of Health actuaries could teach the Exchequer what's what.

*infinite eyeroll*

Of course there's German metal on the drive.

Imagine the post-protest phone call..

"Hi, is that Lego Procurement? It's Jim over at Supply Chain Logistics, Levant."

...

"Great, great thanks, super, yeah. Busy time for us, obviously."

...

"Ummm...it's about the petroleum-based precursor you ordered for ha! I assume, your ummm...bricks."