famous music video with first mate schee in the corner

That’s Smee in the corner

Pizza Hut delivery fee (not including tip) was gonna be $6. It’s less than a mile from my house. I picked that shit up, obviously. Gas is $4.20 next to my house.
Hug your friends and loved ones. It’s only gonna get worse.

everybody get a load of this guinea pig

Wow. I can almost imagine what hearing Lincoln at Gettysburg must have been like.

I seriously thought modern day car batteries lasted like 10 years, wtf is wrong with me?!

I have become like my great aunts I remember as a child: bathroom counter littered with colorful bottles of ointments, elixirs, and mysterious substances. A 5 to 7 step nightly skin routine (depending on the day of the week), except my shit’s from Korea.

I have no one to see Lords of Acid with in Fort Lauderdale in May and this makes me very sad.

After an unusually long Miami “winter,” we have progressed to our one and only other season of the year: muggy mosquito weather. After two days of light rain, I’m being eaten ALIVE while smoking a cigarette on my patio.

The way my job has been paying me to play Pokopia without knowing it…

If I’m being honest with myself, I don’t mind ads when they’re in the right amount and appropriate to my tastes and interests. Insta is the best at this. I’ve gotten ads for concert tickets, subversive shirts, queer trinkets… and every now and then ketamine. Respect the algo.

Getting a new manager is always awkward af. Like, how do you re-explain to someone new you’re doing the bare minimum not to get fired because your raises just don’t keep up with inflation?

Pokopia is so much fun tbh

My coworker got me a MTG Final Fantasy deck for my birthday last week and I haven’t stopped spending money on this stuff ever since 🫣

First night of the Peaches tour; day of album release. I have lived, and died, and been reborn. Peaches, you are amazing!

The US cutting off oil to Cuba is truly one of the most depraved acts it is possible to imagine. Hospitals will close, food production will collapse, people will starve. It is urgent for US citizens, and every sane person, to oppose this barbarism with all their might.

Prescription eyeglasses I ordered from Vooglam came from China to Miami in a little less than 4 days. Ordered Monday night, got here Friday afternoon. I paid $22 for the fastest shipping… but wow. They’re perfect too. This truly is the Chinese century.

Got my eye exam done and put that HSA card to use. The purple one and the green one are from Vooglam.

It has gotten so bad/cold that Miami has run out of indoor space heaters. Abuelitas are freezing their toes off, las pobres.

So Alex Pretti got killed by a Hispanic guy desperately trying to be white and the world’s most obvious closet case

It is too cold in Miami right now. Fuck this cold. Fuck it right to hell.

Madonna in a Fur Coat by Sabahattin Ali

Currently reading

The Pope died, Pete Hegseth got fired and Kanye admitted to gay incest. Entirely too much happening right now please stop.

big titty goth gf pope

Florida Senate unlikely to pass repeal of gun-buying age law passed after Parkland Days after a mass shooting at Florida State University, the state Senate appears poised to scuttle a controversial proposal that would allow people under age 21 to buy rifles and other long guns. T…

Days after a mass shooting at nearby Florida State University, the state Senate appears poised to scuttle a controversial proposal that would allow people under age 21 to buy rifles and other long guns, a restriction that went into effect after the 2018 Parkland massacre.

Ain’t that some BS 😭

Picture of the Rate A Queen screen from Drag Race with the cardinals from Conclave photoshopped into each position

Oop, Pope’s dead. You know what time it is divas

Had a dream I was eating quarters (the US money kind—twenty five cents). I was very concerned with how they would come out my body. I kept eating them anyway. Very me thing to be doing in my dreams.