Advertisement · 728 × 90

Posts by Phidica 🐮💜

Photo of the wall of a barbecue restaurant, with text printed on the wall that reads: “Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what kind of MEAT for Dinner”

Photo of the wall of a barbecue restaurant, with text printed on the wall that reads: “Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what kind of MEAT for Dinner”

Went to Korean BBQ for birthday dinner and saw one of my favorite things in the world: inexplicable signage

12 hours ago 3995 1145 30 25
Post image

Australia's cyber security co-ordinator just dropped what I think will be a very useful reaction meme

11 hours ago 1542 325 9 22

I drew some more based on this fic today for fun 💙💙

23 hours ago 1296 335 23 4

didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

21 hours ago 9457 3545 68 124

Don't put it in the pool this time!

15 hours ago 1026 287 12 19

is it the one who complained his phone didn't work because it got too hot but he submerged it in a pool *checks and finds I'm now blocked* helllll yeahhhh

1 day ago 3284 1106 56 124
Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!”
Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?”
Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.”
Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”

Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!” Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?” Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.” Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”

How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

4 days ago 12195 3672 85 28
Post image

Day 74 of drawing Fluttershy daily. Gonna be trying to get some arts done for the days I've missed. For now, have this meme I discovered recently and fell in love with
#mlp #fluttershy

5 days ago 490 163 6 0
Post image Post image Post image

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

5 days ago 15359 4627 174 453
Advertisement

happy birthday!!

5 days ago 1 0 0 0
Post image

#StevenUniverse #Peridot

1 week ago 31 14 1 0
Post image

222 corsola

6 days ago 662 159 4 0
drawing of a cat talking on the phone "Can you come over for dinner? I want to share with you" surrounded by screenshots of plane fare and driving directions indicating a distance far too great for a casual hangout

drawing of a cat talking on the phone "Can you come over for dinner? I want to share with you" surrounded by screenshots of plane fare and driving directions indicating a distance far too great for a casual hangout

I'm on my way

#art

5 days ago 566 278 1 1
Post image

We're making a game!

From award-winning artists and writers, comes a thrilling new co-op board game where you and your friends step into the hooves of a brave flock of sheep uniting to save their world against a terrifying cosmic horror.

More information below! 👇

4 weeks ago 14 6 1 1
BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

1 week ago 31591 13840 200 221

not the reginos!

6 days ago 147 7 10 4

Yuri

6 days ago 1191 576 18 36

they finally listened

1 week ago 2462 747 0 2

Booster separation confirmed

1 week ago 6546 1970 28 13
Advertisement

Old-school Yuri: "We share a... special bond" (smiles enigmatically)

Modern Yuri: "It's the opening scene and I've informed everybody here that this girl is my future wife"

Yuri from the intermediate period: "This is my best friend. We sleep in the same bed, as best friends do"

1 month ago 962 292 10 23
Comic. One... two... THREE! [text in red] X Deprecated [line break] One... two... three... GO! [text in red] Deprecated [red curly bracket around top two lines] Too easy to mix up [line break] Three... two... one... GO! [text in green] [check mark] ISO Standard [caption] If I were in charge of ISO, the first thing I’d do would be to standardize the way people count out loud before doing something in sync.

Comic. One... two... THREE! [text in red] X Deprecated [line break] One... two... three... GO! [text in red] Deprecated [red curly bracket around top two lines] Too easy to mix up [line break] Three... two... one... GO! [text in green] [check mark] ISO Standard [caption] If I were in charge of ISO, the first thing I’d do would be to standardize the way people count out loud before doing something in sync.

Countdown Standard

xkcd.com/3232/

1 week ago 5408 868 102 61

oh.. I got mine today. I'm already feeling it and hoped it wouldn't get too bad 🥴 hope you're feeling better soon!

1 week ago 1 0 1 0
Video

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers.

#TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

1 week ago 4811 2401 53 258
a drawing of neil banging out the tunes

a drawing of neil banging out the tunes

happy 20th

1 week ago 55 24 0 0
The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon.

Clockwise from top left:
1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.”

2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”.

3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.”

4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

1 week ago 13310 4665 60 87
3 months ago 11797 4496 93 252
Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

1 week ago 15641 7972 39 106
Digital illustration of Madoka Kaname and Sayaka Miki from Puella Magi Madoka Magica sitting on the floor, propped up against a bed. Sayaka is playing a video game. Madoka is sitting in front of Sayaka, nearly in her lap, leaning against her and pointing at the screen excitedly.

Digital illustration of Madoka Kaname and Sayaka Miki from Puella Magi Madoka Magica sitting on the floor, propped up against a bed. Sayaka is playing a video game. Madoka is sitting in front of Sayaka, nearly in her lap, leaning against her and pointing at the screen excitedly.

3-panel silent comic: 
Panel 1: Madoka leans back and kisses a surprised Sayaka on the cheek. 
Panel 2: Madoka and Sayaka both blush and laugh.
Panel 3: They both pause, ”…” reads above their heads. Madoka smiles at Sayaka with half-lidded eyes, as if expecting something. Sayaka is sweating, her expression now very serious.

3-panel silent comic: Panel 1: Madoka leans back and kisses a surprised Sayaka on the cheek. Panel 2: Madoka and Sayaka both blush and laugh. Panel 3: They both pause, ”…” reads above their heads. Madoka smiles at Sayaka with half-lidded eyes, as if expecting something. Sayaka is sweating, her expression now very serious.

Madoka turns around and cups Sayaka’s face with her hands. Sayaka embraces Madoka and they kiss enthusiastically. Probably not with tongue, though. Probably.

Madoka turns around and cups Sayaka’s face with her hands. Sayaka embraces Madoka and they kiss enthusiastically. Probably not with tongue, though. Probably.

Hahaha, just kidding! … Unless…?

#pmmm #madokamagica #madosaya

1 week ago 1596 495 11 1
Advertisement

The Wizard of Oz Curse claims yet another victim. what do they know? and why is their permanent silence so desirable to the powers that be?

1 week ago 145 36 5 0
Post image

grabbable girlfriend 🩷

1 week ago 1049 240 3 0