They promised to lower grocery prices but instead want to start war with Canada.

I do actually think I should get a free pizza for every 10 books I read

The continuing resolution passed without the funding for pediatric cancer research. It also did not include additional restrictions on investment in China by US businesses such as Tesla. Elon sacrificed children with cancer to protect his business interests in China.

take me down to the party city
where the stores are closed 'cause of private 'quity

Punishing kids with cancer to pay for tax cuts for wealthy corporations is fucking horrible. It’s just fucking horrible. Fuck cancer. Fuck these clowns.

If the government shuts down Saturday, the richest man in the world will be largely to blame.

You may not get access to services you depend on just before the holidays because an unelected billionaire shadow president wanted it that way.

If this isn’t oligarchy, I don’t know what is.

we’d all be a little healthier if we cut back on social media but then we might have to deal with our problems and that’s a nonstarter

You are so handsome from far away

I do not have any coping mechanisms for the next four years. I am all tapped out.

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I wasn’t old enough to vote for Obama but I would have both times!

“Is it okay for a social media platform to be an echo chamber” back in the day we had websites and websites were generally focused on a single topic and if you were into that topic you would visit that website and if you weren’t into that topic you just didn’t go on that website and it was fine

Nationwide manhunts and 1-800 tip lines to protect CEOs.

Thoughts and prayers to protect your children.

i see this kind of stuff all of the time now and i find it so enraging from a “show some basic social propriety” standpoint.

If you revoke approval of the polio vaccine, it means you want more polio. That’s not even a joke, that’s just math.

The Democratic party will continue to lose far, far into the future because their clueless 70+ members are never going to get out of the way until they pass away. They do not care about winning. They only care about insider trading and enriching themselves.

It’s cute how men think “you will die alone with your cats” is an insult rather than an affirmation.

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This is George. He loved this tree at the lot. Then he got it home and realized it's not what he pictured. 12/10

Why is it so difficult to just have a federal law requiring anyone owning a gun to have it secured in the home?

If your gun is unsecured and used in a crime, you are an accessory to that crime.

I want to know how this interferes with the holy ammosexual amendment.
#EndGunViolenceNow

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The most impressive accomplishment in Aaron Rodgers' career is that he managed to hide how extraordinarily unlikable he is for like 15 years.

imagine if our country got as upset about children getting shot as it did about CEOs getting shot

Really not digging this thing where every time there's a mass shooting of some sort, the worst people on the internet rush to baselessly claim that the shooter was trans.

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All pleasures are guilty pleasures if you have high enough anxiety

“If you’re a governor or a senator that says it’s all about mental health, good—show me what you’ve done to really make a difference there, particularly for young people.”
– @frankfigliuzzi.bsky.social
#EndGunViolenceNow

the bears are so bad 😔

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I will never apologize for a post