It’s not okay it’s the pinnacle of a life well lived and I am happy just imagining this. Thank you for sharing this

WTF IS THAT

The Atlantic is really cheap for what you get.

I love the theater experience but the commercials are excessive now. I’ve never had previews start less than 30 minutes from the ticket time

The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

Tweet by INFOWARS @infowars Shirtless Alex Jones Jumps in to Explain the TRUTH About the Deceivers at THE ONION: “They're In Deep Sh*t... Just Because You're Wearing My Shirt, Don't Mean You're Me!" @HarrisonHSmith WATCH LIVE NOW NOW NOW NOW! x.com/i/broadcasts/1... [Video with a pink and shiny Alex Jones standing around in a studio having lost his shirt] LOW IQ [this is written on a baseball cap on the desk] I11:21 PM UTC+1 Apr 20, 2026

Two images stacked Top is a pink and shiny half-naked and possibly intoxicated Alex Jones standing around in a studio, having lost his shirt. There a bloke sat at a desk looking slightly confused. Lower image is the new Infowars logo which now has rainbow neon letters and The Onion logo where the O is. It's just beautiful

Alex Jones is taking it all really well 🙃

Pablo is good people

I have never had a moment’s regret subscribing to this publication, beyond @radiofreetom.bsky.social angry mutterings I’m amazed at the big stuff you guys break

@alexkirshner.com we are approaching stand alone episode territory with UGA and law enforcement.

I hear what you’re saying and agree. What Beshear is telling democrats who lose all the goddamn time is you don’t have to bite on every micro aggression park demonstration that comes along. It opens the door to endless clips of them hemming and hawing when the Sunday shows dissects them for sport

The thing that gives me hesitancy about our potential to remake politics when this is over is we are cherry picking narratives as far back as Carter to reinforce our arguments in 2026.

The antisemitics in my family have been ranting for months that Vance will have to fire home to appease the Jewish bankers and now I’m going to skip Labor Day grill out

Feeling great

RT @JomboyMedia: Jacob Misiorowski has a custom Gengar glove with a Pokémon card in the web

They want this.

I am all done feeling any sympathy for people fired for social media conduct. We are way, way past the point public figures should understand they’re rolling the dice every time they decide to pop off.

The fatal flaw of evangelical Christianity is vice is a virtue provided you always describe it in the past tense and acknowledge god had forgiven you.
It holds the door open for manipulative me to stroll right in and take their pick of flock.

it's two weeks later and i'm still laughing

I truly cannot get enough of situations like this. Fuck them robots 💙

The answer is keep watching the shows

The interesting moment here is not what people are just now seeing about Trump.

What they are for the first time seeing is organized religion under any banner is a scam, Trump can identify scams really well. He cannot believe his luck finding all these marks in one place begging to get rolled

rightwingers minds are amazing

Watching my dog repeatedly get my wife’s purse strap wrapped around her neck and dragging it around but she will not tell me the claim of teleportation to a Waffle House is “probably” not true

As long as he’s not being forced to steal to save a loved one. I will walk out if that’s the plot because it’s been done to death

There aren’t enough of these scams to drain the tech billionaire class

It’s the same phenomenon of using the Dow as representative of the economy

That you were able to create the depth of so many intricate lines with a pen is amazing work. Thank you for sharing this

The Eastern Orthodox Church…

I haven’t been for two years now.

I’ve learned there’s nothing there I can’t get elsewhere

Or the third option we don’t want to acknowledge: there’s enough voters who do not care that you can get away with it even if it does come out.