Ragebait but real #mtg

This sounds like something a shill would say wait NO

Reading the #witcher series and so far Geralt seems to enjoy participating in the trolley problem only when someone else has pulled the lever.

Like he will fix the track or w/e but trauma boy does NOT fuck with making even good decisions. My hot take

a show poster for Biodiversitease earth day cabaret at starbolt 1936 front st doors 7 show 8, burlesque and drag performances and local vendors and educators performances by Jaeda, mx mossteria, victoria reno, and honeytree evileye. DJ hannibal lickher, Kitten: Pony Corbeau Benefitting: Skype a Scientist, with a bunch of hot babes among the flowers with a QR code to the event

This April we're doing environmental ed a little differently.

Join us for Biodiversitease: an Earth Day Cabaret!

We just don't see any reason why a bodacious bumblebee can't teach you about the critical role of pollinators, ya know?

This *will* sell out. Get tix now
Biodiversitease.eventbrite.com

sorry you are dead

A four-panel comic titled "how to get into nature". In panel 1, a person kneels in the woods, looking down at a red-backed salamander, and the text says "notice a living thing." In panel 2, the text says "notice some other things that live near it," and there's a starflower, springtail, ant, little wood satyr butterfly, and salamander on the leaf litter. In panel 3, covered in creatures, plants, and a colorful starburst, the text says "Notice the connections between them, discover the wider ecosystem, learn about its histories, and find yourself following links from bedrock to stratosphere, between biotic and abiotic, at scales both microbial and massive, until you’re hopelessly overwhelmed by the wonder of it all." In panel 4, the text says "Fall into a daze and let moss engulf you." The person from the first panel is still kneeling in the woods, looking happy as moss slowly engulfs them, and they're saying "This is for the best."

How to get into nature.

Please let me learn this this year

@hankgreen.bsky.social I would love to know if it's possible to apply for the scishow residency program. Is there somewhere I can submit an application/portfolio?

Mark my words they gave Samus a motorcycle because they want to put her in Mario Kart

Its depressing and IM still going to fight but I really dk if were ever going to see actual collective push towards fixing the climate until theres some sort of catastrophic disaster that affects SO MANY PEOPLE that the world goes "ohh okay"

Like Californias old smog denialism but worse

The skill floor for Aldi is high and it doesnt work for every build but the drop rates are incredible

Bad youtube ads give me so much joy. Please tell me in great detail how i am pooping wrong

Not to be intellectually superior but not once have i ever watched an animated movie and thought to myself "they should remake this as live-action"

The Big Silly Event is live on twitch TOMORROW, at 7:00pm, EST. See you there!

Mark your calendars for a collaborative event between myself, @kitpigeon.bsky.social, and @hiimpie.live: happening live on twitch on Saturday, June 21st!

It's genuinely going to be special;
Nothing like this has ever been attempted before as far as I can tell...

Stay tuned for more info!

A postmodern orchestra/chorus dedicated to interpreting and performing classic pieces as FAR from the standard as possible,while still following the sheet music to the letter. Anything not explicitly written into the original sheet music is open to interpretation. #ideas #music #postmodern

If it looks like shit,
smells like shit,
but you taste it and
it doesn't taste like shit, then
You're in the clear guys 👍 👍 💯

Opinion I just made up:
Every city should be judged solely on the merits of its worst neighborhood. The beauty of your most gentrified area does not show how much the average citizen is thriving

Ideally my hobby would be whimsically wandering to explore the world around me but alas! i live in the modern US and am afraid of being arrested for trespassing

The funniest thing you can do to a mean comment on your video is give it the "creator heart" to thank them for their engagement and not reply

Liberal senator loses husband to the alt-right. Millions perish

#starwars

Chess Position xkcd.com/3082

Someday were gonna be hearing heartwrenching stories abt 90yo gamers with arthritis preventing them from #gaming

happy Homestuck Sunday to all who celebrate

Getting dressed up in the finest cosplay and going to church on Homestuck Sunday

The Lord Jesus Himself elected Donald trump so he may clenz this world in fire and may God help him do so #tittok

Yeah actually guys, i know its april 1st but like,,

i think Jesus Christ would really care about Israel's security as a nation,,

A few palestinian lives are probably not as important to him as his home country

I hope my grandma who i love lives at least these next three years to see what her dumb-as-rocks voting decision has cost us

Pub owners are like come down to my pub "The Sopping, Diseased Egg"

As a white man i want a shirt I can wear that says

"Please be patient
I'm a DEI hire"

#ideas