a repressed serial killer could really get some zoomies out right now if they wanted to.

just read that there’s a guy in minneapolis who, one by one, has captured several ICE agents who entered his home. zipties them and throws them in his basement for safekeeping until their boss comes to fetch them. i don’t want this in my life I just appreciate the originality and chutzpah.

The depth of the shame of a country this wealthy and abundant allowing its people to go hungry is impossible to measure. The fact that a handful of people could fix this by paying their fair share of taxes while still remaining obscenely wealthy makes it even worse.

Kind of amazing to think about how different the world might be today if PayPal had just... failed early on and shut down. You can trace so much nonsense today back to PayPal getting bailed out by eBay.

Europe’s Noise Capital Tries to Turn Down the Volume To combat the ill effects of urban noise pollution, Paris is deploying automated sensors and cracking down on the loudest vehicles.

“The effort to quiet Paris complements the wider campaign to make Paris greener, cleaner & less car-dependent, which include vehicle restrictions in the center, crackdowns on polluting vehicles, & an ambitious expansion of bike networks. Those have cut the city’s average noise level by 2 decibels.”

“Sometimes the pieces that seem to do absolutely nothing end up being the pieces that win you the game.”

RIP, Daniel Naroditsky ♟️

extremely on-point comedy is the clearest form of communication, and the swiftest disseminated. we need the Awesome Foundation but specifically for trump-mocking antics/bits. the baby-trump-balloon GoFundMe types mustn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger, darlings. /rant

I’m in virtual-detox mode and don’t have time to sift through viraling videos for the funniest&cleverest anti-trump ones. whoever makes/curates a comedic anti-trump channel that I can ideally stream on AppleTV w/o having to scroll, my Disney+ money and full attention will be yours. thanks in advance

America: Yay summer’s over we did it pack it up, relax, have a burger, maybe get boozey

Scituate Mass.: And a PARADE!

Not-Scituate: No wait what? bro that’s the opposite of relaxing

Scituate: Ok TWO PARADES

NS: What the hell

Scituate: ONE WILL HAVE A ✨THEME✨

not all heroes wear capes

Heavy Foot by Mon Rovîa on Apple Music Song · 2025 · Duration 2:25

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Becky “Thank you for entertaining my dog” Pineo

"We're all throwing dildos at women athletes to promote our memecoin" really puts a fine point on not just how sexist, mean and stupid so much of right now is, but also the grim degree to which we're just inundated with Stuff a 15-Year-Old Dipshit Would Think is Cool. A confederacy of Beavises.

If you don't already, watch Colbert. He is a man with no more f*cks left to give. And it's glorious.

Check out this song parody from last night's show: Mike Johnson Delays House Epstein Vote Until September

a man is holding a microphone with the word good on it . ALT: a man is holding a microphone with the word good on it .

allow me to be the first to say

Dropkick Murphys exit Punk in the Park festival over founder's Trump campaign donations Like most punk bands, Dropkick Murphys identify with the broader left-wing movement, and they haven't been shy about their opposition to Trump.

“What’s your love language?” Except extremely specific and/or impossible for anyone else to achieve
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Mayday Movement USA Visit the post for more.

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something comforting about the #yellowjackets subreddit elders talking about life in the 90s and the cultural context the younger crowd wouldn’t recognize

Even doge admits Elon musk is cutting cancer research

Number one takeaway from the insane turnout at fight the oligarchy rallies, while chuck schumer cancels his little book tour and gretchen whitmer hides her face, is that there is zero constituency for bipartisanship

JON GRIES WAS LAZLO HOLLYFIELD

Building a mass movement (instead of a subculture) will require a lot of cringe, so get comfortable with it

if you didn’t protest today and you’re reading this, take ten to go like/amplify as many #HandsOff posts as you can. they’re so cool to see.

hundreds protested in cold rainy Plattsburgh NY today #HandsOff

AI haters build tarpits to trap and trick AI scrapers that ignore robots.txt Attackers explain how an anti-spam defense became an AI weapon.

more of this please & ty #ai
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

Good Trouble: JD Vance Chastised by Vermont Snow Reporter JD Vance, fresh off of helping his boss ambush & insult a foreign leader in the White House yesterday afternoon, is on vacation in

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