this admin is an act of treason against the US constitution and that is all of how it will be remembered

Obsessed with the idea that daily social media use is to Millennials what leaded gasoline and cigarettes were to boomers

Please read this if you've been ignoring Prediction Markets.
Those of us around sports have seen this train coming down the tracks!
It's pretty dire pals:

I don’t think people truly appreciate how much of modern life is literally built on oil and stuff that comes out of the ground alongside oil.

We wear it, we eat it, we sit and sleep on it, we take it as medicine and yeah, we literally fuck with it.

Quote of tweet by WUFT News reporter Corbin Boiles saying "SCOOP: I got internal photos/videos of McClatchy's Claude-powered" content scaling ageny" tool roiling it's newsrooms" with the quoter, Max Spero, summarising "a major US newspaper publisher is rolling out an AI-generated content farm that is using the bylines of real reporters without their consent."

I remain convinced that the real threat of AI isn't the machines themselves taking over - it's the specific super-assholes putting them to work in the worst possible ways.

I feel like Sun Tzu really missed out on "Invent Pete Hegseth and give him to the enemy"

A painting of a bird beside the text "what a great opportunity to study a dumbass in the wild"

Let’s talk of graves, of worms, and epitaphs

what the fuck?

"when prices go up, that's not inflation, that's market forces. Inflation is when the Fed had something to do with it"

That's not just wrong, it's fractally wrong.

you know how certain parts of every job are kind of fun and subjective? what if we outsourced all those parts to a soulless gutless machine?

Birds rock

This is pretty much the backstory of Dune. And Warhammer 40k for that matter.

Similarly, with Pure Comedy:

And they get terribly upset / When you question their sacred texts / Written by woman-hating epileptics

::dramatic pause::

“OOF”

lol ok honey

Homeless debtors' prisons? Homeless convict leasing? Homeless chain gangs? That is what Louisiana is one step closer to after yesterday's vote.

I’m in a similar scenario… have to wait for my wife’s job to release her to evac (government worker), and then I’m a first responder for MY job and would potentially have to come back before power is restored.

A plug-in hybrid might be a viable compromise, maybe.

The most vivid memories I have of dining in at Pizza Hut is how dank and nasty every location was.

Trump is weird rich coastal elite who is at least as out of touch with real people as Mitt Romney was but gets covered like a man of the people because he’s racist and stupid.

...One of the most defining qualities of late stage capitalism is that if there is a profit margin to be exploited, some companies will line up to get stupid with it and some undereducated failsons will deliver a Ted Talk about how they made their success mastering this one amazing trick.

The Ouroboros of Literal Shit

Ditto. FOMO-induced mass hysteria has taken in root in the C-suites, reinforced by the consultant-industrial complex who are making a killing selling their “expertise”

Ghost of Sun Tzu: oh for fuck’s sake… hey Ike, get a load of this shit
Ghost of Eisenhower: I don’t know how much clearer we could have been…
Ghost of Alexander the Great: this is why I killed all of the fuckups in my day

Woke logistics have no place in modern warfare, it’s all warfighters all the time.

What do they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese at The Hague?

Completely high on their own fascist farts- rank and file rightoids will never accept "your 14 year old daughter should have a baby"

r/UberEATS u/litaps_Missiciv • 51d • i.redd.it Top 1% Poster Customer reduced tip and gave me negative rating because "i shattered their backboard dunking on their son" HE PASSED ME THE BALL!

sorry to this guy but this is unfortunately extremely funny to me

Death doula, the mic rula, the old schoola, you want a RIP, I’ll bring it to ya

sign hanging on a dry erase board with the Yelp logo across the top, requesting you review the Hollywood Presbyterian hospital on yelp. Followed by screenshots, showing the steps to do so.

never had my dome blown over a more dystopian capitalistic mess than the hospital I am at requesting yelp reviews