When I started this project, I thought there were nine Pitfall games. I was wrong.
A history of the surprising number of Pitfall games, the people who made them, and the company that kept deciding what the world really wanted was a new Pitfall game.
youtu.be/inzwfnf5YzY
Move as fast as possible, panicking the whole time and cartwheeling from crisis to crisis: call it the Samhain
The end state of a game of Great Western Trail New Zealand, just after scoring has begun
The key is to never commit to or become good at any particular strategy.
it me (every day)
🚨📣 PSA 📣🚨
DUST BUNNY IS NOW ON HBO
Congratulations, extremely rad!
The table at the end of a game of A Feast For Odin.
My player area at the end of a game of A Feast For Odin.
FEEEAAAASSSST
The table most of the way through game of A Feast For Odin. There are many, many small components scattered all over.
My player board most of the way through a game of A Feast For Odin.
FEAST
It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for
I'm so fucking soft anymore. The damn Malcolm in the Middle revival made me cry.
A screencap of THE VENTURE BROS. episode "Hate Floats" where Dr. Girlfriend in a women's restroom says "Yes, I belong in here, I just have a deep voice."
A variety of household uses, this: spanakopedia.ordoliberal.com
The Thick As Thieves logo edited into an acronym, with the A slightly changed to look like a 4, spelling "T4T"
now that Thick As Thieves is a singleplayer/co-op game instead of multiplayer extraction, my headcanon is that it's secretly the real Thief 4 and I just need them to stylize the A more into a 4.. yeah.. can't wait to grab a friend for some T4T! #Thick4sThieves #T4T
The end of a match in the Bazaar. My entire board of items has been destroyed by an opposing Eye of the Colossus, but the opponent has just died to burn damage that I was able to apply before my burn items were destroyed.
The victory screen from the end of my Bazaar run, showing my slow-burn build based on Steam Hose and Cruise Ship.
I was a little worried when I came up against an Eye of the Colossus, but his build was just kind of tottering and clumsy and the one thing it couldn't destroy was the big fire I started on his head.
Wizard Needs Food Adroitly
This last one contained the phrase "podcast (non-derogatory)".
Every time Amabel compliments me she starts with "and please don't take this the wrong way".
(Amabel and I just finished a 4+ hour recording session that left us so tired and punchy that this is what came out of my mouth immediately after. She insisted that I self-Samhainpost.)
"And... it is now 11:27 in the PM. Which stands for... Penis... uh... Morning. You know, as in the old sailor's rhyme:
Penis in the morning, sailors take warning
Penis at night, that's the penis's morning."
Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"
[every hobo in the place pulls immaculate FN five-sevens on john wick]
JOHN WICK: [frowns]
LAURENCE FISHBURNE: you don’t think a hobo king protects his hobo crown, john? gaze upon my magnificent pigeon hutch and know what it is to live hoboliciously
JOHN WICK: i’m confecticamo
Off the top of my head, one of my all-time favorites is The Invitation (2015), in my opinion Karyn Kusama's true masterpiece. I have never had another film so successfully draw me into that "am I being paranoid?" space. It's just brilliant in so many ways.
How about y'all?
Every word of this is true!
my beef with the whole "haha make conservatives gay, they're secretly gay" thing is that being a faggot is 100% more enriching for the self and the world than being a conservative and they do not deserve more stolen valor than they already have.
all this talk about banning trans people from sports and yet no one seems to give time to my alternative proposition of just banning cis people from sports.
I know it's simple, but I'm rather pleased with this one.
I'm no accelerationist but also I am very sick of society constantly emitting a Shepard tone like the Mario 64 stairs
When you try to get a nice photo of your 2 most photographically challenged rats and neither one is happy about it (ft Pistachio being sassy in photo 3 - I could feel her telling me off!)
I think it would help this man a lot if he would learn the meanings of some of the words that he is saying.
