Can we have a moment for these earrings I bought on a whim?

Nonchalant animal noises

This is what the internet is made for 😭😭🤣🤣

Forgotten Girl Groups - Overpriced Vodka Is there anything in music better than a girl group?

And here's the blog if you want some history behind these ladies:

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Forgotten Girl Groups

For Women's History Month I was putting together a playlist of forgotten girl groups. Here it is:

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*hits blunt*
Beyoncé isnt releasing her rock album because that other bitch, Miss World War, already got dibs on Act III.

I was drankin and smokin all weekend and forgot to post week twoooooo
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How did you know I was doing Electrik Red 👀

I want these chaps to stop asking me how old I am.

I am "I think I'll have a little bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios for dessert" years old.

Do you want your back cracked or not?

Top Ten Observations from the second ANTM Documentary - Overpriced Vodka If Netflix thought they did a hit piece on Top Model, E! said HOLD MY BEER....

I, as an adult in 2026, would not watch the antics of ANTM today. But I, as an adult in 2002, did watch, because I did not have the social context, maturity, first-person model testimony, or hindsight to understand how bad it was at that time.

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The second ANTM exposé on E! is more damning than the first but I stand by most of my previous assertions and I still think a lot of the present-day reactions to America’s Next Top Model are overblown virtue signaling from people who pretend they would have been Above It All during the show’s heyday

The Corporate White Woman in me had a top ten hall of fame workweek and I am going to treat myself to some Bath & Body Works and broadcast television, possibly even CBS.

Thank God America is falling during the internet memes age. This shit would be so depressing by candlelight with only a Farmers Almanac and some knitting needles for entertainment.

Every show shes on she plays some variation of that messy white woman and she's so good at it. I've watched every variant but I like the "fun cop procedural" this one throws her in.

Samya El Jackson

Idk I grew up in the South, so it feels like Im saying "L" twice because that first one was never gonna get pronounced clearly regardless of the middle initial. It was always gonna be Samya. 🤷

High Potential is my comfort show. I learn at least two things every episode.

Having PEREZ HILTON of ALL PEOPLE on your "documentary" about how mean Tyra Banks was on Top Model????

If E! don't get all the way out of my face 🗣🗣🗣

Wrapped Week 1 of Forgotten Girl Groups!

If you want a lil music history, I'm doing them every day on Instagram and my site overpricedvodka.com/2026/03/03/f...

70 degrees incoming, so you know what that meannnssss.....

Summer Situationship Applications now open!

The body is always built 💪

Let's hear it for the "I went running and now my roots are puffy" pigtails

Let's go investigate, for confirmation

Now that Black History Month is over:

1. Watermelon is nasty
2. Beyonce oversang just about everything from 1998 to 2013
3. Wiggy baby hairs are so crazy
4. You can put raisins in VERY SPECIFIC potato salad recipes
5. Martin has never been funny

Hilldawg eating them up as per usual 💅

Well so far, nobody has gone "ew stop" when I smiled, so I'ma just take it!

My sister got married when I was 7 and I was the ring bearer. I was nervous about falling, so I was expressionless during rehearsal. The wedding planner said, "You have a great smile -- use it all the time! It's going to light up the whole wedding!"

And I still think about her when I feel ugly 🥹

I can't imagine growing up in the house with a cult leader as a mom and a step-great grandpa as a dad.

And then she goes on TV so the whole world knows about it?

I hope Robert Jr. went peacefully.

Usually, I get around 30 emails a day so either:

1. We went out of business
2. I got fired and nobody told me
3. Something is broken and nobody is getting comms
4. Everyone is doing their job so well today that they don't need to ask me anything

oprah winfrey is holding her head in pain while making a funny face . ALT: oprah winfrey is holding her head in pain while making a funny face .

I haven't gotten an email or a Slack notification since Noon.