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Posts by Christopher Bird

chrisxvargas ® 5h
24 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.
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chrisxvargas ® 5h 24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle. COSTCO Costco $1.50 Paid $1.50 Remaining $0.00 Payment schedule Pay in 4 Fri, Jan 05 1 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Jan 19 2 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 02 3 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 16 Final payment • Paid $0.375

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Can confirm it's good and that they have a big sign with their silly name

2 hours ago 2 1 0 0

this is absolutely astounding work, and I say that with no irony whatsoever. a tremendous piece of writing.

5 hours ago 12 4 2 0

Trying to explain St Augustine to the pope, the former head of the Augustinian order, who wrote his doctoral thesis on Augustine, on his way back from celebrating mass at the Basilica of St Augustine in Annaba, Algeria, overlooking the site where Augustine lived is peak Adult Catholic Convert.

7 hours ago 4765 1527 96 96

yeah the most common sizes are all gone. they were mostly gone when I bought a new pair around Christmas, but at the time I thought that was holiday/sale supply issues. guess not!

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oh look, the entire website is 50% off, whatta surprise

6 hours ago 3 1 1 0

yes, Allbirds sold to a vulture equity group, but that was only two weeks ago so there wasn't any time for them to affect manufacture quality

6 hours ago 5 1 1 0
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*sigh* *makes note to buy a couple pairs before I can't get them any more*

6 hours ago 17 3 1 0

Increase in community college enrollment numbers.

Two years at a community college will cost a fraction of what two years at an average college/university will.

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Yeah, they really aren’t pretending to be other than what they really are at this point.

20 hours ago 34 12 5 2

Speaking as a former Ottawa resident who remembers Westgate, upon hearing of its destruction I wish to convey whatever the exact opposite of "oh no" is

21 hours ago 3 0 0 0

Influencers continue to exist largely by our consent: by us agreeing to treat them as Very Special rather than treating them with overt scorn. At least 50% of this preposterous scrote’s social encounters should end with him being bullied into pissing himself. GET A JOB AND A HAIRCUT

1 day ago 1363 150 62 5

we got a Cotopaxi about four years ago for one of our trips as a travel pack and it's incredibly good. Great design, holds up like a motherfucker, comfortable. I mean the visual is flamboyant, but I consider that a plus

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by 1986 Reagan was only coherent about half the time, and by all accounts Gorbachev was the primary mover for ICBM reductions! and pretending George Schulz was anything other than wackadoo crazy is, certainly a choice!

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The Brink Of War | Official Trailer | In Theaters Aug 14 | Angel
The Brink Of War | Official Trailer | In Theaters Aug 14 | Angel YouTube video by Angel

okay look I will always give Reagan grudging credit for pushing for glasnost when most of his cabinet wanted to aggressively push the USSR when it was collapsing, but this trailer goes beyond hagiography into the next dimension of metaphorical blowjobbery

1 day ago 6 2 1 0

like at one point when discussing ICE raids and that time when Trump was talking about bombing LA (remember that?) and one of the kids is like "I *live* in LA, what if I died" and the dad basically says "it would still be worth it to do it" and... write them off! it's time!

1 day ago 15 2 2 0

occasionally the algorithm recommends me clips from some podcast that is "lefty kids try to talk to their hardcore Trumper parents" and I know it's hard but for the love of god sometimes you just gotta write people off and that is the case in this instance

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Peter Hungary may also be a right wing chud but he also ran on “I will imprison every one of these thieving goons” which the NYT will spend the next three years insisting no one ask for

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I love me some Kia Nurse but she is well past her basketball prime at this point. Still, having a trusty veteran on the team who will sell tickets is far from the worst thing.

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2 days ago 17141 5641 76 105

Rap Cauliflower sadly did not take off as hoped

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The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon.

Clockwise from top left:
1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.”

2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”.

3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.”

4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

2 days ago 12970 4559 59 80

So once again a man started a wildly successful harassment campaign against a female celebrity who didn’t actually do anything and the internet swallowed it full throated, and the whole thing is revealed to be concocted horseshit he can’t muster anything more than “sorry that happened I guess”

2 days ago 5627 1772 47 39

Peter Magyar confirmed that Szijjarto, Orbán's FM, has barricaded himself with some of his closest colleagues and is shredding documents related to the sanctions on Russia any other evidence of treason.

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The Vimes Boots Theory has been running up hard against "are these boots $200 because they're built right, or is that purely a brand positioning thing and they're made of the same 1mm-thick fake leather as the $50 ones"

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Italian government to Trump…

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Any excuse to post Alpha Flight Trudeau is a good excuse to post Alpha Flight Trudeau

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Seriously though the problem with auteur theory is not just that it's obvious bullshit when trying to analyze a collaborative medium, but also that people then decide that the point of making movies is "have a distinct vision" rather than "make something that is good"

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Well there is one important distinction between Bay and Lynch, which is that Lynch's movies were good and Bay's are mostly pretty bad

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