if salmon didn't want to be eaten so much it shouldn't be so fucking delicious

NICE PEOPLE DON'T SAY "AREN'TCHA"

goku amv punching u into next week

Intrusive thoughts are thought bleeds

It's the purpose of art: to make things interesting!

Perfection rests in the past, because that is the only time you can see it. "Oh, if only this had happened, it would have been perfect!" The only place you can find perfection is in hindsight.

[snore snore snore, he go honk shoo, it cute - Doc]

Art is enrichment, not projects.

Keeping track of how we got here is so important. Even now we go "Hey, I'm emulating Mario, why is it going so fast?" "Oh, what is your game speed at?" A lot of things are tied to the amount of frames that are happening!

I remember being frustrated and angry, it's so easy to get distracted when you're that small, ya know?

I'm gonna piss on your grave, you don't even gotta be in it yet.

I'm not coughing over here, I'm cooking!

Her mouth was writing a check her ass could not cash.

We've worked really hard, but everything's kinda patchworked together.

RealPlayer circa 1997

American teens are flocking to a new video app

Remember the tiny sausage! Remember the tiny sausage. You're not tweakin', you're just peakin'.

Los Ratones is playing very solidly. They’re sticking to their win conditions and focusing on playing what they practiced and they are ripping apart the enemy team. The enemy team has been on the backfoot the entire game

I need to make a little clay Ugandan Knuckles model.

Listen. Women know the price of things. "Do not chew those nails while you're upset. Oh no don't do that." Of just protection. You know? Just don't do that. "Not THOSE nails! How dare you guys?"

Isn't "compilation" just a compilation of syllables, though? So it makes sense that it's so long. Hey, that should go on my BlueSky account.

AI is a predictive algorithm with a memory leak.

I just like being summoned, man. In these games of abject despair, true Nietzhe world-means-nothing-esque of the soulsborne games, but the community is like "HELLO WOULD YOU LIKE A HELPING HAND" it's my favorite thing!

Art has always been emotion, so it's only natural that the gaming community would become a place of "left wing" politics and like being nice to one another. EQUALITY! That's the thing.

[Posts in brackets and signed by me are in my voice. Everything else is a direct quote from Viktor. - Doc]