Thanks for another post that just makes me ask, “why would somebody block @jcsalterego.bsky.social?”

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No shade @thoreau.bsky.social, but

So… “no”?

*Narrator Voice*
“But gas never went down below $3/gallon before engines were phased out…”

Well, that was closer than I expected.

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Hey @weedle.bsky.social, the picture is back!

I wonder if it redistricts itself whenever it’s feeling left out.

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Nope, no Texaroni.

While we wait for it to be fixed, enjoy the Peeps show:

@bencollins.bsky.social, the safe word is “America’s Finest Membership”, isn’t it?

I hear you and, the journalists who broke the Epstein birthday book story are getting an award at the Correspondents Dinner…
So there’s a chance they can accept that award right in front of him.

Well, he’s out of his element. Normally, when he’s done molesting, he zips up and leaves the room.

As I get older, I’m amazed at how much comfort requires “wetting my dries”

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I’m one step closer to realizing my dream of opening an opium and Diet Coke lounge!

Blue Oval City - Wikipedia

Yeah, didn’t Ford build a massive battery plant?

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But, even with the tariff, US manufacturers haven’t stepped up.

And Biden applied a tariff properly! US EV manufacturing is so far behind China, he put a thumb on the scale via a 100% tariff on Chinese EVs so that the US could try to catch up.

Then, along comes a president who is stuck in the early 80s and wants big oil money…

And have an excuse ready if/when kiddo wakes up during the grab.

Again, something simple, like I thought I heard you call.

Don’t make it too complicated, you’ve got to keep it up for a few years and be consistent.

Get the kid to put the tooth in something so you can swipe it while they’re sleeping, switch out the contents, and sneak it back.

If you stop counting the bodies, how can you report how many died?

It’s right there, treatment, not diagnosis.

No mention of Patel… yet.

At Long Last, InfoWars Is Ours Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing in the street outside as they were pursued and th...

Oh, hell yeah!

Congrats @theonion.com and @bencollins.bsky.social !

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Hey, not every bet on Kalshi and Polymarket is a winner, no matter how much you rig the game.

“Pluto? How about Plut-no.”

“Houston, we have a problem.”

“November
Oscar
Papa
Echo”

“What’s the magic word?”