i need to take up more space

this is a cry for help has anyone figured out a way to scam the system pls enlighten me or i may be crushed by the weight of society thanks

how does my state health ins only add an $8k max income allowance to a 2 person household after getting married ....... yeah ok lemme just pay $800/mo and not be able to find a doctor accepting new patients for 12 months instead

finally snagged a laptop......... insufferable substack writer era incoming lads

well yes i AM getting into the wnba

the stable marriage problem just changed my life. i love math

the older i get the more i want a hoof shaped shoe

need to get into cross hatching sketching

can someone buy me a house

feeling kinda slorp

ebay but for bees..... beebay....

me vs forgetting to buy pads until after my period starts

daylight savings is just manufactured seasonal depression. fuck offfffff

ok i'm so excited im dizzy i hope EYE don't pass out

ok i'm glad i started this early bc each and every day i come up with like 7 new ideas... i am absolutely going overboard i hope he doesn't pass out

i'm making a lil scavenger hunt for my partners bday and i'm so fucking stoked but it's literally two months away.... i'm fucking frothing at the mouth trying not to say anything why did i start this early

like yes please i would like to smell like a moth (not moth balls)

did some research and ordered 4 diff sample vials to try...... none of them were from zoologist but omg that line intrigues the fuck out of me

realizing my monkey brain gets activated very strongly when a good scent is involved.... fragrantica here i come

worst part abt preparing to move is knowing i will no longer see my fave workers at my local grocery store 😪

making a mini version of my friends skateboard 😌

the second half of the spliff is so ass :/

women are so fucking funny bro

A soft crocheted geode made of yarn and pink beads on the inside to imitate crystals

A soft crocheted geode made of yarn and pink beads on the inside to imitate crystals. It is shown from the side to show the outside “rock”

A soft crocheted geode made of yarn and pink beads on the inside to imitate crystals. It is sitting on a marble counter

Crocheted a geode, like you do 🧶 #crochet

if the diva cup taught me anything it's how to comfortably smuggle anything via my coochie

like we fucking get it girl, you work long hours and have to deal with the general public what the fuck did you expect

i genuinely think some people become a nurse just so they can complain about it

there was notttt enough people screaming at the pigs

everyone screaming "NO JUSTICE. NO PEACE." while police are actively laughing and chatting with each other blocking off traffic. and then going back to their normal every day lives tomorrow morning. fucking fuck offffff

like they ended the protest with a fucking DANCE. PARTY. someone was playing edm???? this isn't a fucking summer bbq???