The Pope is weak on crime. So are all the priests. They just won’t stop forgiving people!

Which should concern Christians more, that Trump posted a picture where he looks like Jesus, or that he now claims he’s not aware of what Jesus looks like?

Looking forward to Trump inviting the Artemis crew to the WH and serving them McDonalds hamburgers and fries.

Trump brilliantly negotiated a deal to reopen the Strait of Hormuz after some dumbass started a war with Iran and got it closed down.

Good luck!

People who said things like this about Charlie Kirk got fired.

Trump plans to replace TSA agents with ICE agents on Monday.

ICE agents were poorly trained to do the job they had, and will be completely untrained to do the job they are being given on Monday.

What could possibly go wrong?!

Know what else is “so easy” and has “so little risk”? NOT starting a war with Iran for no good reason, that’s what.

Trump’s DHS pick, Markwayne Mullin, never served in military but talks as if he did Oklahoma senator has repeatedly made cryptic claims about ‘overseas’ work and war experience, while refusing to explain them

Stolen valor.

“Donald Trump does not think strategically. Nor does he think historically, geographically, or even rationally.” — Anne Applebaum

Can you believe that America’s historic allies, after only a year of being ridiculed and threatened by America’s president, are choosing not to help America prosecute a war that America started, which they were not consulted on and did not want?

Trump says high oil prices “are making us a lot of money.” Who is this “us” of which he speaks? It sure as hell isn’t me or anyone I know!

The stock market is performing so badly Pam Bondi might release the Epstein Files just to distract our attention.

I’m glad to see we are fighting in Ecuador now. The war in Iran was getting SO passé.

According to Marco Rubio the US attacked Iran not because they were armed and dangerous but because we thought they MIGHT be armed and dangerous, so the US has now become the George Zimmerman of nations.

The punch card Trump got with his FIFA Peace Prize clearly stated that once he stopped 8 wars he got a free one.

Pakistan has started bombing Afghanistan so Trump has another opportunity to claim he ended a war that he will claim did not start while he was president.

“You fat sorry sack of shit, people hate you!”

— James Carville, on Donald Trump

Trump said tariffs brought in $17 trillion. Dividing $17 trillion by the number of people in the USA (345 million) works out to $49,275 per person. I’d like my refund in cash, please.

If the whole system will collapse if we prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, then the whole system NEEDS to collapse.

The Lord forgives most people’s sins, and a high stock market forgives all Trump’s sins.

If stocks keep going down, will Pam Bondi finally decide it's worth her time to start looking for pedophiles?

Republicans everywhere are shocked - SHOCKED - to learn that Trump is a racist.

Gotta think the next “Blacks for Trump” meeting is going to be pretty awkward.

Melania review – Trump film is a gilded trash remake of The Zone of Interest Dispiriting, deadly and unrevealing – there is a decent documentary to be made about the former model from Slovenia, but this one is unredeemable

“It’s one of those rare, unicorn films that doesn’t have a single redeeming quality.”

The reviews of Melania, the movie, are almost as bad as the reviews of Melania, the person.

Everyone involved with the movie “Ishtar” send sincere thanks and eternal gratitude to Melania Trump for making a movie worse than theirs.

At least Melania can rest easy knowing that no one will ever plagiarize her movie.

Trump looks for new ways to distract attention away from Epstein files.

Trump used the same design process and construction company as Spinal Tap.