Prego Pivots From Budget-Tier Pasta Sauce to Small Microphones That Listen to Your Family's Intimate Conversations Prego, the pasta sauce brand, announced a new lid-shaped device designed to record and preserve family dinner conversations.

Uh, come again?

wait wut

JetBlue deletes tweet after they were accused of surveillance pricing ✈️

A company rep says the post was an 'error'

Actually no, that’s not the truth, Ellen

as a trans woman, this is also how i feel

many of you

Doctors say that measles is one of the deadliest and most contagious infectious diseases in the world. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and cuts penises off raccons says you'll be fine if you drink raw milk and bathe in raw sewage. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

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I can't believe a biopic that had to rewrite the third act to remove all references to his accusations of child molestation because of a legal settlement to not smear his alleged victims didn't turn out to be a better film.

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Midnight Sun Puss Puss Zara Larsson

goodnight y’all

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

a man in a white suit is squatting in front of a race car with the letter s on the side . ALT: a man in a white suit is squatting in front of a race car with the letter s on the side .

I had the pleasure of showing @mattbr.bsky.social the cinema masterpiece that is Speed Racer tonight in IMAX.

a little boy is driving a red toy car down the street . ALT: a little boy is driving a red toy car down the street .

What a picture

It felt like Cutie Honey but on (pun intended) speed

Category is: live-action film adaptation of a vintage cartoon that has an unexpected anti-capitalist message.

first time

I need an Adderall

I have now seen this and I will need 2 to 3 business days to process it

Kevin review – Aubrey Plaza’s new cat comedy is so irretrievably bad it must never be allowed to happen again The team behind this adult animation is unbelievably stellar – Jason Schwartzman, John Waters, Whoopi Goldberg, Amy Sedaris … Sadly, it’s so awful it’s hard to even express its direness

All I'm going to say is my God, I think the most professional people I've ever met are TV and film industry artists because they will take the most dogshit scripts imaginable, and stay in their lane to focus on making the most beautiful art they can that time, budget, and style guide will allow

Jokers are wild... 🃏

Game Changer Season 8 premieres May 18th only on Dropout.

There's a war on for your mind.

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Self Portrait 🌱✨ Watercolor, Gouache and Colored Pencil on Paper 11x14 #queerart

Whoa!! It’s beautiful! 🤩

The 3rd Monday of every April is filled with glorious traditions in Boston: Patriots' Day commemorations, the running of the Boston Marathon, and me walking to Fenway Park past BU students who are playing outdoor beer pong at 7:30am.

From “The Simpsons” house genius John Swartzwelder, interviewed in The New Yorker by Mike Sacks

Bigots call my books harmful meanwhile subscribing to people whose entire job is getting in full beat to sell chicken tenders to children.

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.