Every time I watch the handmaid’s tale or testaments, the only thing I can is “this is what JD Vance actually wants?”

This might be unpopular to say but Mr. Beast seems okay.

@shearbolt.bsky.social why didn’t Sasuke and Sakura have like 12 kids? Sakura can regenerate limbs, pregnancy would be a breeze for her. The leaf village could have a private brigade of Uchiha raised in a non-toxic environment if they just covered the cost of a few Nannies.

I want an alternate reality Naruto filler episode where Sasuke got his Mangekyō Sharingan after the Uchiha massacre. The trauma evolves it all the way. Naruto also befriends Kurama at age 5.

That’s the key right there. That’s why. That it had to be people that would put their differences with boruto aside in exchange for his help. Sakura is pretty intelligent. I wonder if she could figure it out like noticing that Naruto and Boruto look exactly alike. Like an emotional reminder.

I know they're the strongest, but I still maintain that some of the OG cast should make an appearance right now. If Team 10 is there then Sakura, Kakashi, and Rock Lee could easily contribute a lot.

Since I work as a political insider it was recommended that I not get very political on any of my social media pages. This page is mostly going to be pointing out plot holes of the Boruto Manga.

1000 Mamushi clones are attacking the villages & the Hokage has a handful of teenagers dealing with it?

I only know one song of Hannah Montana, “Nobody’s Perfect”. I’m sure Miley Cyrus gets roped into singing Hannah Montana songs once in a while. If money were something that mattered to her, I’d pay her $50 to sing “Pobody’s Nerfect” and see if anyone noticed.

I love the show invincible, but Omni Man is technically an extreme pedophile. Andressa and Debbie are literally thousands of years younger than him. Andressa is only a few months old.

Stupid people are stupid. I tried to buy a lotto ticket today. I know my chances of winning are low but it’s <0% if I buy 1. I tried to buy it with a debit card. Three times trying with a debit card, the cashier said “it’s gotta be a debit card with a PIN”. I showed her the word debit on the card.

Sting Sprite Commercial YouTube video by Ageless Nerd

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How the fuck did they get away with this?

I have a shorter colleague at work. He was wearing a teal green suit yesterday. When his coworker came into my office looking for him I said “have you checked the end of a rainbow or behind a box of Lucky Charms?”

86 turned Chuck Norris today is my favorite new joke.

I once had this inconsiderate roommate. I’m pretty sure that he forgot I lived w/ him. 1 time we were in the kitchen, he was cooking, & he pulled out some butter out of the fridge.
He says, “Butter? Since when do I have butter?”
I said, “…well, if it’s not yours, who do you think brought it here?”

Here’s a list of funny/dirty sounding legislative phrases.

Backroom deal
Conference committee
Pork
Budget hole
Dark money
“Madam Speaker, may I please speak to the entire package”
Stimulus package
Motion to table
And finally…
Motion to discharge

My prediction for #BorutoTBV manga is Jura takes down Mamushi for causing collateral damage to Konoha. Anyone concur?

Is Trump still America First after invading Venezuela? And doesn’t this undermine the prestige and credibility of the FIFA Peace Prize? They don’t just give those out to placate people’s egos you know.

Getting tired of the “X is too woke”
Or “Y is DEI” comments, posts, videos, memes, etc. it’s honestly getting annoying.

I’ll admit that 2025 was both good and bad but I look back and say good riddance to a shitty year.

I think having similar values is a reasonable and extremely important reason to continue dating someone. If anything, it’s the most important. Be nice if you accidentally go on a date with someone of the opposite viewpoints, but yeah don’t keep dating them.

They really retconned the ages of everyone in the King of the Hill reboot. Bobby was 13 in the reboot and GH was 1. Bobby is now 21 and GH is 13. Hank appeared to be in his 40’s before but now appears over 60. Like if he wants to work, keep working.

I’m not opposed to data centers. I use AI constantly but we shouldn’t subsidize them. They should be taxed to pay for job retraining programs and temporary living stipends for those whose jobs are displaced by AI.

Agreed. Democrats need to stop being the scoldy party.

I want the enhanced ACA subsidies to be extended or even made permanent. I'm an insurance agent and my clients are getting screwed/dropping coverage. I'd kinda prefer that Democrats have the issue to run on rather than solve the policy problem. 21 million people is not "a small part of the country".

He may not be the worst president ever but he is without question the worst person to ever serve as president.

It’s uncanny how often people call me when I’m using the toilet.

#Fallout: China makes the most sense for the next installment of the games. They probably also had their version of vaults or some sort of Chinese Vault-Tec affiliate/subsidiary.

Ideally, in #Boruto, I'd like to see them steal Hidari's Rinnegan and give it to Sasuke once revived.

I had to delete my conservative friend on FB. He was living in my head rent free. I also realized that he was more interested in being right than being curious. He never responded to my arguments, picked and chose what he wanted to talk about, not the topic at hand, and didn't act respectfully.

I used to have this conservative friend on FB. We had debates that were (mostly) respectful. He once said that the worst thing to happen to the USA was the breakdown of the nuclear family.

I was like, "Really? Some women deciding to get jobs was worse than slavery? Is being anti-slavery woke?"