The Scooby Doo unmasking a ghost meme, with the text "Now we'll see who's really behind Bluesky's Infrastructure!", with the ghost revealed to be Lindy Ruff.

#Sabres #Bluesky #NHL #AI

Watching a Lindy Ruff team in the playoffs that lacks HoF-level goaltending with any level of optimism is like watching Breaking Bad and expecting nice things to happen to Jesse #Sabres

Buffalo Sabres players the moment they realize, in horror, that they're in a spot on the ice where they could be doing such useless things as screening the goalie or getting a stick in the way for a tip instead of racing back to rejoin the defense

If they win the Cup it should count as like three Cups because having Ruff as your coach in the playoffs has always been like trying to skate while wearing a straitjacket

Okay so the four goals in six minutes Sunday was amazing but let's not forget that the Sabres are still coached by Lindy Ruff and will remain doomed through the entire playoffs to have the worst special teams in the universe and the net-front presence of wet tissue paper

1 (Nothing wrong with me)
2 (Nothing wrong with me)
3 (Nothing wrong with me)
4 (Nothing wrong with me)

*12 minutes later*

174 (Nothing wrong with me)
175 (Nothing wrong with me)
176 (Nothing wrong with me)

Brennan Johnson has been so diabolically trash for Palace today that I think you could technically classify this match as one of his top three best appearances for Spurs #cpfc

LMAOOO

HEARTBREAKING: Local hockey team waits until playoffs to remember their coach is Lindy Ruff

I already hated 90% of the TADC fanbase and knew from watching that gooseworx watched all the same things I did as a kid (all the Gumby, Raggedy Ann & Andy etc. references) but this post is what made me truly know they were on my wavelength because only a true-blue sicko would reference TAA in 2026

It's a wonder that Chess managed to remain relevant in the modern world without Mario Party-style mini games, radiant AI character quest lines, and live service season passes

The theory continues; the author keeps using the word "nonpareil" in its original meaning as "unparalleled" but I keep thinking of fucking sprinkles

In the same text, just misread "Testy" as "Zesty" and have come to the conclusion I should not be reading while hungry

Between killing the pope and ruining European elections for the far-right, JD Vance has done more cool shit in the last year than the Democratic Party has done since 1980

Just misread the word "Scrupulously" as "Scrumptiously", which really changes the meaning of a sentence quite a bit

A meme of Skeletor screaming "THE COURT HAS COME TO A 5-4 DECISION"

My mom was talking about Ruth Bader Ginsburg and, apparently, the best way she could think to word what she was saying was "She shouldn't have stayed in her judicial seat until she was skeletor"

People are blowing up at Glitch for doing a limited theater release two weeks before it goes on YouTube so there'll be ~spoilers~ online and like... I'm not sure there's a group of people that would benefit from taking two weeks off of social media more than them. They should be thanking Glitch!

You gotta feel bad for the people behind The Amazing Digital Circus cause it's actually a pretty funny, layered, nuanced, and subtle project, but because it's full of bright colors 90% of its fanbase is Hazbin Hotel fans who have an actual introspective thought once every 2-4 business months

Honestly it wasn't even a shitpost, I was completely serious and given that it was a YouTube comment that's 10x worse

a man wearing sunglasses says it 's unfortunate netflix Alt: A man in sunglasses says "It's unfortunate"

When the best thing you've written in like 10 years is an overly long, angry YouTube comment about sports

They didn't even actually mention it to me on the day, they just stuck the random bone problems I've apparently always had in my wrist and arm into the MyChart recap after I'd gotten home lmao

Love getting an x-ray and finding out that at least some of the wrist pain I've been dealing with for 20 years is probably due to a condition that I've had since I was born and was probably noticed before at some point but never mentioned to me lmao

Buffalo Sabres playoff hockey

Colorado Rockies 0-162 never let your dreams die

A four panel comic of a man stirring pasta, who takes the plastic tonged spoon he's using to stir it with to kill a cockroach on the microwave. He then says "Why did I do that"

Artist rendition of something that happened to me last night

Between this ongoing two-month manic episode and my wrist being so injured I basically can't use my left hand I'm on levels of unproductive that may have never been seen in human history 😵

Someday I'll fully go mad and just start posting all of my questionable music takes on here, so I can finally be thrown to the wolves

Like, his own marriage or was he running a ChatGPT counseling service from the back of a van?

Two hours actually lmao I'm glad I'm here cause he looks like otherwise he might have burned the house down to have an excuse to leave