I’m not going to not steal this gift

I want to eat in the Greendale Community College cafeteria. Ideally chicken tenders but they can be hard to come by.

I’ve seen so much amateur Artemis launch footage that is a universe better than what was shown on CNN.

One lap and then it starts again. On March 13, at 10:35 a.m., amidst the waves, Arthur (not his real name), a young officer in the French Navy, was out for a run, circling the deck of the ship where he worked. To record his performance — a little over 7 kilometers covered in thirty-five minutes-he used the smartwatch on his wrist. The data collected was then uploaded to the internet. Because Arthur has a profile on the sports app Strava, and it's "public": anyone can view it. The young man has therefore just reported, almost live, the exact position in the Mediterranean Sea of the aircraft carrier Charles de Gaulle and its escort, northwest of Cyprus and about a hundred kilometers from the Turkish coast, as Le Monde has observed .

truly incredible that strava leaks are still happening after all this time

Betteridge's law of headlines states that "Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no"

If you’re a Quest user PLEASE log out of Meta Horizon Worlds before June 15 or you’ll be trapped in there forever

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Heightism What I tell parents of abnormally short children

Friends — I’m very short. At my zenith I was 4 feet, 11 inches. From time to time, worried parents of abnormally short children phone or email me seeking reassurance. Here's what I tell them.

https://robertreich.substack.com/p/heightism

In rod we trust

I can't get over this number: in 2007, there were 360,000 newspaper jobs. Now, there are 80,000. "My local paper sucked!" Sure. What sucks even more? The void. "I get all my news from the Guardian!" No, the Guardian doesn't report on your town council, your school board, local cops.

🎯. And a lot of people lost second places, too, when work became full remote.

I liked the ad about how good NBC used to be

Dr. Gladys West, Mathematician Whose Work Made GPS Possible, Dies at 95 ALEXANDRIA, VA — Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She passed away

Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She was 95.

The last word of every sentence is in italics here, the better to imagine the Beastie Boys rapping about quicklime.

- P U T - I T - I N - H - YouTube video by Dankmus

youtu.be/9HXT7fDkf9I?...

Nobody will get promoted for adding dark mode to GDoc so it won't get done

If you make a security system for MCP servers, you have to name it Tron. Sorry, I don't make the rules

Two older men are sitting on a couch in a cozy, dimly lit living room. They appear to be laughing and enjoying themselves, with one man holding a drink and the other adjusting his glasses while smiling. Both seem amused by a story being told. Overlaid text reads: 'AND THAT SMUG LOOK ON HIS FACE, "YOU'RE GONNA BUY MY CHICKEN."' The setting suggests a casual, humorous conversation.

Time to put it down. The horse not the teen.

A still from The Simpsons when Ned Flanders sits up in bed as the New Year begins. “January 1st! Better get going on those taxes, Neddy!”

January 1st! Better get going on those taxes!

jeremy strong in springsteen: deliver me from nowhere in a yellow turtleneck and glasses

jeremy strong in the springsteen movie looks like they made an oscar bait minions adaptation

They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab

Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen.

I donated a car to charity a few years back and my reward for it is a pretty constant barrage of emails asking me why the fuck I’m not giving them more cars

Someone should make a movie based on Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol

APP NOTIFICATION: MESSAGE REGARDING YOUR CHILD

EMAIL: CHECK APP FOR MESSAGE REGARDING YOUR CHILD

TEXT: CHECK APP FOR MESSAGE REGARDING YOUR CHILD

MESSAGE REGARDING MY CHILD: Remember the winter concert is tomorrow!

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