Happy 4/20

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

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Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

I love artist collabs

Just link to a source, pleaaaaase

Oranges by John McPhee

A photo of a page in a book: “When the other boys saw him, one of them called to him, 'Hey, Snake Man, how are you?' Snake Man stopped, and he looked at the whole bunch of them, and he said, 'My name is Walt,'" I would like to have met Snake Man, but that proved to be impossible. He disappeared a few years ago, and he is thought to have been murdered. I had to settle for…”

I’m going places I didn’t expect in this book about this history of Oranges

There’s like a 80% the next president pardons him y’all (has happened multiple times in the past)

Ticketmaster rocks! Was watching the countdown to buy Angine de Poitrine tickets in LA and when the clock struck zero it reloaded to "SOLD OUT" page ^_^

Best practice is to share a link to the source

Tortas Ahogadas Ameca, like many businesses, is looking for a lifeline to help them survive the economic impact of ICE raids.

The Small Business Resiliency Fund—a motion introduced by County Supervisor @hildasolis.bsky.social—is providing that much needed aid.

🎥: @eltragon.bsky.social

Oscar Fever Forever

The jury is deliberating, please stand by

I've been having the time of my life watching the On Cinema special it felt like hitting a brick Wall reading about The New Hire.

It feels like wrestling is backsliding all the progress we've made over the past decade the way we just keep Letting Them Get Away With It.

THE 13TH ANNUAL LIVE ON CINEMA OSCAR SPECIAL WILL BE BACK IN A MOMENT MOVIE TRIVIA What did Amanda Seyfried wear during the filming of The Testament of Ann Lee, "just in case"? A. A prosthetic butthole B. A beauty mark on her cheek C. A pistol D. Sharp teeth

Unreal to see cutaway shots in the On Cinema Oscar social that look like they’re staged by John Frankeheimer. Beautiful.

the last 20 minutes or so of the on cinema special have been insane

a stage dressed up to look like outside. One of the clouds says Dootle Dots on it. In the middle is a TV that says THE LAST ON CINEMA OSCAR SPECIAL. A man in a white blazer looks on impatiently as another man dressed as Michael from the film Michael (1996)

a man dressed as Michael from Michael (1996). a chyron reads Gregg Turkington VFA

the same two men from the first picture. Between them a TV has the poster for Michael (1996)

Tim Heidecker as New Amato, with an accusatory hand pointed at Gregg Turkington, as he berates him. Beneath a visual advertisement says, 3 HOURS UNTIL THE WORLD PREMIERE OF Dootle Dots

this is already the wildest one yet

wheeze laughing

oscars2026.heinetwork.tv

My fav On Cinema character is the background screen

Are you prepared for tonight's Oscar Special? The show starts at 4PM PST with a countdown beginning at 3:30 PM PST. Get your Ticket or HEI Annual Sub now so that you can sit back and enjoy Movie Magic.

Find Oscar Tickets, Bundles, and Annual Subs:
www.heinetwork.tv/the-last-osc...

This is moviemaking baby

google maps so good these days

It’s not destination sandwich, but it’s good

great article on the best Disney movie

-much better mobile experience
-did away with showing today's spots, now users select the day, previous version was confusing
-made the addresses clickable links
-still ugly on purpose

Next, a big push to add even more karaoke spots to the list and re-verify what's on there

soft launch of a slight re-design to Casey's Karaoke Map
krmr.com/karaoke

I’ve seen that at an ice cream shop in the San Gabriel Valley, it was perfect