Just hanging out lol I think I'm going to have a lot of fun 😜
Posts by Calypso Fortuna
Guess what arrived today?! My suit head and a box of half its parts! Lol my son's so happy, been adding the earrings and talking to her. He's even put the head on. I've already scared my cat with her lol can't wait to customize her fully!!
#fursuit #furry #knowntobite #calypsofortuna #quescostumes
SCRUNGLED TOO HARD, ON THE WAY TO THE HOSPITAL
SEND SNACKS
OKAY NOW I'M ON HERE INSTEAD OF THE BLUE BIRD THINGY THAT DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE
I STILL GET CRAP SIGNAL HERE, I THINK THE POSSUMS ARE TRYING TO EAT THE WIFI CABLES AGAIN
IF A 7TH LEVEL RESURRECTION SPELL CLOSES ALL MORTAL WOUNDS AND RESTORES ANY MISSING BODY PARTS, DOES THAT MEAN IT ALSO UNCIRCUMCISES YOU
ASKING FOR A FRIEND
IF YOU EVER MEET AN ELF NAMED CELEBORN, KNOW THAT HIS ACTUAL QUENYA NAME IS TELEPORNO
IT EMBARRASSES HIM AND HE OWES ME MONEY SO I DON'T CARE, MOCK HIM AS MUCH AS YOU WANT
QUICK QUESTION FOR A FRIEND, WHY DO HOT DOGS TASTE LIKE DEPRESSION
Image on the left is of mushrooms growing on the floor around a toilet, image on the right is said mushrooms being cooked.
MAKIN LUNCH WHO WANTS SOME
OH SHIT IT'S BEEN A WEEK SINCE I ATE THOSE MUSHROOMS
DON'T EAT TOILET MUSHROOMS
WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, I'M JUST NOW COMING DOWN
I GOT CHASED BY THE HAT MAN, HE WANTED TO DATE ME
BEFORE ANYONE ASKS, NO I DIDN'T HAVE HOT SLOPPY MAKEOUTS WITH THE HAT MAN, AND I'M NOT STOCKING UP ON BENADRYL TO SEE HIM AGAIN
JUST SAW A POSSUM RUN BY ON HER HIND LEGS
GUESS SHE GOT INTO THE TOILET MUSHROOMS TOO, GONNA GO CHECK ON HER BRB
TWO RACCOONS FIGHTING OVER A ROCK THAT LOOKS LIKE A HAMBURGER
Hawt
Needing my Mohawk and piercings. Soon my pretties....
A dumb joke between @kimhu.bsky.social and I. My growly girl doesn’t get on with clothes once the shift takes hold. Got a character with fangs? Draw them in the shirt and tag us both in it!