tbh i think i was meant to be the 'monster' part of 'monsterfucker' bc i think of things about humans that only goddamn aliens would ever think like. "oh i love it when the sternocleidomastoid muscle is visible like that esp when they swallow" what human says that holy shit vee

voice actors you could get so much monies doing on-demand weird freak stuff with a characters voice. hell impersonating a characters voice. trust me. it works. pleasepleasepleasepleaspl

me: audio stuff doesnt do much for me
also me: hello YouTube. show me [blorbo name] pain sounds compilation.

peep don't look at me im just gassing myself up ok. vee feels like genious

sometimes i go off so hard on a peep at 10 pm while sleep deprived describing, with at least 5 onion layers of depth, how and why a character would fuck that i thinks if i was medicated for adhd i would be a great romance/erotica writer

i was debating w myself on what account to put this but im not subjecting the peeps over there to my lust for the funny fps men this is critical embarrassing amounts

yes hello sir i know you're busy saving the world but what if i gave you a beer gut and then maybe you can put it on. myhead. when. when the. th
Hfb

sometimes if the character is stereotypically manly enough ill grant them the divine vee gift of getting their ass eaten, i dont know why its so enticing on big masculine characters. actually i know exactly why but let me have this

i kindof forgot the peeps that follow me on this acc so if you're reading this hi hello i take back exactly none of what i said. i need him: pegged, bouncing on it, bred, etc in no particular order. youre welcome

(very quietly) im not attracted to postal guy or duke nukem sorry......... my taste in men is basically rng at this point dont ask me ask the gods that made me like this (fortuna spun her wheel and i landed outside of it, on the dirt)

am i really going to have to create the world's first (solo) serious sam content

there are three men. one has a mullet, one's vision has been augmented, and the other is serious. and I can't draw any of them bc I am too lethargic

PLEASE I just want to take advantage of the hot man renaissance

how come I always get into the guys that have zero content

i do not mean 'a bunch of """low quality""" (whatever that means) art' or smth i mean literally zero. nada. i have to do everything myself around this house

Yall dont understand. Yall domt understand I have to see that mans hair getting tugged and his scalp massaged. But mostly his hair tugged.
... I think ill be desperate enough to c.omm someone Eventually oh my lord he needs a collar and a leash and (vee has only like 4 thoughts in constant rotation)

every time I try to draw a twink body I have the severe carnal need to add muscular details and then it no longer looks like a twink. help

NSFW work-in-progress sketch of Zorba from Metaphor Refantazio with his whole Thang out. Nakie. Nude. Penis.

update: e
Kind of spoilers for late game metaphor refantazio I guess?? I'm not going to draw the rest of the Thingy™ though Jesus christ it's complex and I don't have enough refs
I'm glad I discovered I can make quick shading 20% cooler by just blurring some edges and keeping some hard. waw

this is foreshadowing btw. i am actively invoking fear. fear me.

enamored by zorba from metaphor refantazio. androgynous guy with an incredibly strong accent (and great voice acting holy shit the Emotion). unfortunately apparently i can't draw thin bodies for shit

con todas las veces que llaman a Jack "good boy", creo que deberían ponerle un collar y una correa . como regalo. pa mí. no me miren. :(

i decided to stop being a wuss about tagging bc the Adult Content Label is There for a Reason, still tagging w nsfw tho cus I'm very small

NSFW digital art of nude Mullet MadJack in black-and-white with red accents. The text reads: "OH!" "can you hold on a damn second???" "huh! yknow this would be great for-" "HOLD ON"

#nsfw #art
you ever draw something and then you look at it and you're like 'wow i am SO gay'. anyway more mullet madjack

Been having a stressful time lately so I wanna post more unhinged stuff here but I'm scared of my nsfw text posts ending up in the wrong places, if I have #nsfw in my bio would it let ppl that don't want to see nsfw filter my acc out????? help

Digital art of Mullet MadJack and Influencer up to lascivious activities involving a strap-on.

contents: nsfw, mullet madjack (again, sorry), influencer

ok done for now cus if I have to render this in the mirror bg again and also draw a background I'd explode

anyway. vee goes nuts. again. idont know what im doing

i think whatever scenario in which the blorbo would beg under his breath panting would fix me. it would fix me forever

am i ok

god give me the strength to restrain myself from trying to shove tendril/monster fun into fictional settings that literally cannot have either of these

there are holes. there are. very tempting holes.

(distant vee weeping)

i tend to do ocxcanon but it's not bc I have a beef with canon characters/i prefer ocxcanon, it's that I have a very specific set of dynamics I like to apply and often the canon characters Don't Fit for them

meanwhile im just happy with jack getting the strap either way. im normal

I keep making up headcanons as to why a character would be really vocal but I should just embrace that every character I get my hands on is really vocal. Usually strong and silent? Whimpers. Usually talkative? Whimpers. They all whimper sorry that's how the vee crumbles

proselytizing to every single one of my friends about how big strong dog-coded guys are an amazing trope especially if it's attack dog/guard dog dynamics and the guy spends a solid 50% of the time covered in blood

... this is about ruiner too btw

this is the account in which I go Nuts sorry you get 100% of my bullshit. all of it. my ass will be so cocky and want all the attention and then immediately explode when I unintentionally set myself up to be Percieved. ehrhggh ejrjf hefghrhg Ejjfjg rhfgreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

update the answer is yes . what if i shattered into a billion tiny pieces and scattered to the wind