Remember back when everyone was talking about how often men think about the Roman Empire? That's not really something I do. I think I figured out why. It's because… I'm Nerodivergent.

People say "mental masturbation" as if masturbation is a bad thing and that always rubs me the wrong way.

A black and white Border Collie with a freckled pattern on her forehead, lying on a tile floor with her front paws crossed.

This is my friends' dog, Freckles. She is beautiful, soft, fluffy, and a little skittish. And she crosses her little feetsies! 🥰#DogsOfBluesky

I had a very busy day today petting dogs.

I have a neurodivergent-level love of sorting things. If I were nearby, I would be down. So down.

I had one bumper sticker on my first car. It said "Why be normal?" I purposefully put it on upside down.

Happy Arizona Statehood Day to all who celebrate!

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Which channel is the superbowling on? I'm hoping to see someone score a 300.

I would rather watch clips of Drumpf sh!tting himself during a press conference. At least I get a little schadenfreude from that.

In my head I sing, "In-Som-Nia… Our home on native land!"

Or I just think, "4:04am Sleep Not Found"

A plate of "Savoritz" crackers, small slices of cheddar cheese, and a couple of fragments of a chocolate bar. Yum!

Inside me are two wolves. One is a raccoon. The other is an opossum. Both want snackies.

First unhinged thought of 2026: You are never truly done with laundry unless you do it in the nude

A dumpster fire

The Year 2025 will return in Avengers: Doomsday

Well, cool him off!

Black and yellow space rover vehicle from the Lego Blacktron Renegade set

Part of my Christmas present to myself. #Lego

"Snortie"

But they were all of them deceived, for another bird was made....

Just wait till you hear my mischievous rhymes about green onions. I'm such a rapscallion!

Gotta learn to remember what comes after "Adeste fideles" so I don't sing the next part as "Deutschland über alles"—which scans correctly, but is aaaawkward

A good Olaf can be very entertaining

Metal \m/

Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve attended:

U2
10,000 Maniacs
Run-DMC
Debbie Gibson
Rush

(eclectic enough? ;)

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A huge box of assorted Lego pieces

Hi, Cary! 👋

"That which doesn't kill you, puts you in the group that has survivor bias about it."

Honestly, I enjoy books that have uncommon narrative architectures. I hope you find a structure that feels right for you!

Fingers crossed for you and him! 🤞

Neither do I

If you ever hear me groan and say "Oh, mother...,: just know that there is an implied "f*cker" at the end of that