Fan sign at AEW Dynamite that says, "MJF spins the square in Tetris."

#AEWDynamite 🤼

Very much so!

Working on fulfilling orders as inventory arrives—and designing new treats for May! April has been a comfortable slower pace, as I’ve been working nonstop since October 😆

Just a heads up, Sonar plushies are running a bit late and expected early May! Next drop TBA :-)

Cursed items no one asked me to restock: Toki grub 2” Epoxy charms! I finally got these to the perfect adorable size. The finish looks like pee 🙂‍↕️ restocked for love of the game #tokiwartooth #tokigrub #metalocalypse

See you soon! 🐠✨

It’s wonderful! I also make an effort to do all these entries outside

This one’s just for fun…1 year of my positive affirmation/yume journal! This is your sign to make one too! #yumeship #yumeshipping #goodvibes #selflove

Happy Birthday Elmer! Our favorite purple pallid vampire turns 138 this year! Let’s celebrate his special day by showing love for his real species in the wild—10% of profits go directly to Arizona Bat Rescue! 🦇🧛‍♂️🖤#batconservation #bats #elmerwatson #plush #pallidbat

PLEASE

Mister Offdensen?! 😳😳😳

Two of my favorite standees, featuring the handsome CFO! The last is a picture of Brendon with my priest Charles, as a very kind friend was able to give him one on my behalf. We will finally get to meet him in person next month, how exciting! #charlesoffdensen #metalocalypse

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2 plushies, one set of besties! 💖💙

Check out Mr. Whatsit by my bestie @savagesuccubus.bsky.social and share with your #strangerthings loving friends! 🕷️🕰️

And of course, there’s less than half of my reversible Edgars left so grab him while you can! #electricdreams 👾💚❤️

Lots of packing to do this week—be sure to tag me when you get your goodies! 💖🐠✨ #waterboy #dispatch

Who’s excited for tomodachi life: living the dream? It’s consuming every one of my waking thoughts nbd

If I don’t have him soon, I will explode

These are about half gone thank you everyone! 💻💖

What better time than now to showcase my dethbubu charms? I’ve been wanting to offer a blindbox option at a discount if you guys want to have some fun! And yes they include a shitty doodle on the bag 💀 Happy Easter! 🐣🐰🪺🍬🍫💖 #metalocalypse

EDGAR IS HERE! He comes with a free charm and sticker! Finally together in electric dreams 💕💖💞 #electricdreams #edgar

Due to popular request, reversible Edgar is BACK! Tomorrow at noon CST, we will be together in electric dreams! 💻💕 #electricdreams #edgar

Shipping update!

Elmer knows the secret to business AND pleasure on the go! 🏝️🦇

Partnering with Be Your Lover, as I’m a big fan of cute, discreet 18+ toys! They have so many clever designs—it was hard to choose just one! Check them out and save 20% off your order with code TWILIGHT20! ✨

He’s done! Mini sonar has completed production and is on his way to me—final estimated ETA is the last week of April! See you guys then!! #dispatch #sonar

I have 3 spots open for art commissions at $30 each and I am going to donate 1/2 of the proceeds to my good brother @mrstephenpike.bsky.social and his cat's medical expenses! Please share and dm if interested!! #WrestlingArt #Ukiyo-e #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️ #AEWCollision #MLPUprising

its #dispatch time

With how he was in love and a 45??? Perfect cast

That trump one belongs in galleries. Love it

That show should NOT be as funny as it is, it’s a gold mine!! Dan is a darling

I seem to be a fan of scrawny little grumpy dudes. I definitely recommend reanimator for the same reason

Last day to preorder my friends!! March drop closes tonight—production starts for Hermie plushies this weekend, everything else is here, in production, or on the way! Be sure to check individual listings for estimated ship times 🐠🦇✨#dispatch #sonar #waterboy

The dreaaaam I AM VERY TALL I WISH TO SHRIMP 💔

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