Love being a woman on the internet.

When she learns to read, probably

At this point I’d pay good money for a screener of Mitch and John’s Hotel

My three year old keeps calling everyone a “wicked old pineapple”. I asked where she got it and she said “from Mitch and John’s Hotel” which, as you may remember from a previous post of mine, is the name of a TV show she made up.

I would like one when the toddler is 3 😂

I think this might be the funniest interaction I’ve ever had on social media

Good idea

The problem with boys name is most of them are bad, so you can’t decide but with girls names they’re almost all pretty so you also can’t decide

Omg I ran out of names after ONE

Do you guys think my baby is a boy or a girl???? I don’t know. I suspect girl because I’ve had a lot of migraines and have thrown up a lot and we already used the only boy name my husband and I agree on.

I’m so tired of people saying “you don’t even look pregnant!” I DO look pregnant. I have a massive belly. I look like I haven’t slept in days. I look terrible! Please tell me THAT. Tell me I look awful and tired and you want to let me lie down and feed me French fries while I weep.

When we bought our house we loved the whimsical backyard hill that led to the woods. Unfortunately we bought it in April, and did not realize it would be whimsically full of 4ft weeds by July, making it impossible for the kids to play! We finally got it re-graded! Putting up a play structure soon!

My 5yo and my 3yo can now share clothes. It’s actually so confusing because I can never remember which clothes belong to who anymore.

Come over and watch tv with me

NO ITS STILL COLD. I can’t wait to throw them outside.

I love my job, I don’t want to leave it!!! I just want to lie down and watch tv and have someone else do it for awhile 😂

Children* I am so tired I forgot I already have two children.

Officially into my third trimester today and it got me thinking: what if instead of having a job and cooking meals and taking care of my child, I just laid on the couch for the next 12 weeks?

We told her to stop issuing NDAs without our permission!!!!

We do glass bottles for this reason but my daughter has thrown two of them down the stairs so there’s also that

Is this…written by my 3yo daughter?????

Ohhhh ok, so they must have seen this post 😂 I thought my daughter was weirdly psychic (or had a film career we didn’t know about)

Wait wtf is this real

I asked if she had any more ideas and she said “Bamboo Forest. It’s about otters and a crocodilian.”

My 3yo daughter has made up two fake TV shows she pretends to watch, they are called “Mitch and John’s Hotel” and “Bird of the Season” and tbh just from the titles alone I’d watch either of them.

I feel like they are hit or miss. Some of them are bangers and some of them are like…did you write this five minutes before you filmed?

There are three cats in my house, could be any number of them. They are all Bad.

Day in the Life of a 38-year-old mom, 27 weeks pregnant with her third child, who works part-time Hang on, I have to pee.

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Got their asses