Time to let my cats snag plain ol' cotton PJs. Nite all. #TheVampireBat #FrightClub

I protest, movie. Not one single rubber bat on a string to satisfy my lusts. Pshaw. #TheVampireBat #FrightClub

The snags, oh, the multitude of snags. #TheVampireBat #FrightClub

Did the camera need to focus on Gussie-rump at the very end? #TheVampireBat #FrightClub

My cats would have a field day if I wore jim jammies like that. #TheVampireBat #FrightClub

He reminds me so much of Christopher Plummer from the nose down. #TheVampireBat #FrightClub

Ugh. She's one of THOSE who won't wear a face mask properly and let it droop underneath their noses. #TheVampireBat #FrightClub

Don't say "pulsates" in front of her. You'll make her all squishy. #TheVampireBat #FrightClub

If that's a fedora he's wearing then she's being menaced by Indiana Jones. #TheVampireBat #FrightClub

Gallons, man, gallons! I must know how much blood so I can make an equivalent amount of cherry Kool-Aid! #TheVampireBat #FrightClub

A dog with a human face? #TheVampireBat #FrightClub

Wait a minute, I thought they were bloodletting Aunt Gussie. There's yet another matron to keep track of?? #TheVampireBat #FrightClub

That liquid was mighty thick. Does Aunt Gussie have redeye gravy in her veins? #TheVampireBat #FrightClub

He's screaming like he's in an AC/DC cover band. #TheVampireBat #FrightClub

Irate villagers with pitchforks and torches. Movie, I love you. #TheVampireBat #FrightClub

Mercurochrome? Round these here parts we called it monkey blood. #TheVampireBat #FrightClub

...kitty poo? Don't go to the Aunt Gussie, Kitty Poo! Don't. #TheVampireBat #FrightClub

I would've said Aunt Gussie has a heart like a steamed bun. Then again, that's just me. #TheVampireBat #FrightClub

One acid's as good as the next to Aunt Gussie. #TheVampireBat #FrightClub

She made him kiss her forbidden fruit. And they say the French are bad. #TheVampireBat #FrightClub

This guy's supposed to be 40 years old? Damn hard living being the Village Walker. #TheVampireBat #FrightClub

Karen Black's eyes had more charisma than Aunt Gussie. #TheVampireBat #FrightClub

A guy giving a gal a flower in her hand....damn suspicious all right all right all right. #TheVampireBat #FrightClub

Midnight. The Bitching Hour. #TheVampireBat #FrightClub

Oh, it's all hyuck hyuck hyuck with Hermann now. Just wait until the bats find out he's a perky goth. #TheVampireBat #FrightClub

She's channeling Karen Black with that cameo choker and shawl. #TheVampireBat #FrightClub

Aunt Gussie? Damn, who'd she piss off? #TheVampireBat #FrightClub

"Don't let the vampires get you." No, no, no. It's "don't let the bedbugs bite." C'mon, Hollywood Germany, get your shit together. #TheVampireBat #FrightClub

The Mark of the Feast? Really, movie? You're gonna do us dirty like that? #TheVampireBat #FrightClub

Bloodsucking bats in South America, you say? Must be keeping the Nazis company. #TheVampireBat #FrightClub