aVL = augmented vector left, but the V stands for "voltage" depending on which textbook you read. Sweetie, savvve me.

Can emergency medicine decide what the fuck all of these acronyms stand for? ABCDEF. E is for "environment" or "exposure." Get them out of bad/hot/cold environments. But also E is for "exposure" to the elements. But also, it means "expose" trauma patients to look for bleeding. Bro, the fuck?

How to Declare Social Bankruptcy So you’ve fucked up beyond repair and need a “reset” button.

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#bankruptcy #cancelculture #oops

"Actually, the brain doesn't fully mature until 25 years old, so 18-year-olds can't do XYZ." If you put an 18-year-old into a box and didn't let them back out until 25, would you have a mature adult? No. Young people need to DO life. Maturity is what happens on the other side of mistakes. #life

Trust yourself. Become overqualified. Become ungovernable. Achieve a level of artistry in every endeavor. Fight until your last breath.

Not Marc Andreessen admitting to being an NPC. #introspection

"This is not your practice life. This is all that there is." - the side of a Lululemon in 2020 for some reason

Yes, my circus. Yes, my monkeys.

If you need the government to force a woman to carry your child, your genes are trash. Improve your product, you communist. #freemarket #abortion

Used to hate the phrase, "Don't shit where you eat," with respect to dating. Were people intentionally treating others poorly in dating? No, it's because when you're that vulnerable with anybody, you will inevitably say the dumbest, most cringe shit that has ever left your mouth. And it's forever.

Heated debates in college classrooms about the trolley problem are irritating. You don't actually know how you're going to act in a real emergency until it happens. Even a paramedic can fuck up in an emergency despite hours of practice, and that's them following a flowchart of clearly outlined steps

Not me sleep walking through 2.5 weeks of life.

"Play the cards you are dealt." - Alex Hormozi

"The world is a mirror, not a window." - Taylor Cavanaugh

Windows having the Subsystem for Linux to pretend they're developer-friendly would be like if McDonald's said, "We know our burgers suck, so we put a smaller Burger King cheeseburger inside of every single one." #linux #tech

Punxsutawney Phil says 6 more weeks of melting ICE. #ice

It's not that people don't change; people do. It's just that change is hard and most people avoid hard things.

Clever. Fuck those guys.

South Park - Fag YouTube video by Asaf Izenkot

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We really hamstrung ourselves by eliminating the R-word, when no other word so easily describes those currently in power.

The best age to be is whichever age we are right now. This is the most we've ever known and yet the youngest that we'll ever be again.

Everything is waves. Music, earthquakes, light, relationships, politics, heartbeats, MRI machines, the shit that black holes give off when they orbit each other. It's all waves.

Be relentless, motherfucker.

Mom just passed. She was a nurse in the ER and cath lab for 39 years. Even in the last few hours of her life, she was helping the nurses that were taking care of her, and she was more worried about us than herself. She was relentless. Glad to have experienced this goofy universe with her.

Textbook says, "Hiccups serve no physiological purpose." We used to think the same thing about the appendix, T cells, and the vomeronasal organ. If somebody tells you a body part is "vestigial" or "useless," replace that with, "It probably does the coolest shit ever, but we just don't know how yet."

You mean to tell me that the past tense of twink is not "twunk"?

Everything that Gen Z does is "quiet," because you can't cancel silence. Ghosting, quiet quitting, the Gen Z stare. When everything non-silent gets recorded and copied to 10 different databases, doing "nothing" and taking no risks is safest. No house parties. No cringe. No mistakes. #noserendipity

2005: Shows release in seasons and games release all at once.
2025: Games release in seasons and shows release all at once.

Observation after finally watching Hamilton: history is just gossip about dead people.

All's Venezuel that ends Venezuel. Jk, this whole thing is fucking stupid.