I don't know what you've got planned
for tonight, Homer, but count me out.

They can't go wrong with cocktail weenies! They taste as good as they look, and they come with this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain't ketchup!

This got labeled as Adult Content by @bsky.app 🤣

There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well played game of chess.

His jiggling is almost hypnotic.

Happy Lefthanders Day

Kids, turn off the TV. I have some bad news about Lenny.

Mr. Vice President! Someone finally bought a copy of your book, Sir!

Do they have Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages?

I'm disrespectful to dirt! Can you see that I am serious?

It must be the first of the month! New billboard day!

R.I.P. Ozzy Osbourne.

So that's it, after 20 years? So long, good luck?

You're out there somewhere, Beer Barron, and I'll find you.

Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it.

I know it’s a layup, but I’m going to Moe’s.

Now if you'll excuse me, all this talk has made me hungry.