I was feeling myself after my workout

In my favorite position for #HumpDay

👀👀👀

A little #SundayFunday silliness

and I figured while it’s hard, I may as well snap another pic…

Fluffed a little for a selfie and accidentally got too hard to post it on insta oops

Is it a Leg Day post? A #HumpDay post? Who cares?? My butt’s out!!

don’t do it, girl

Quote with (one of) your best ass shots 🍑

Spending #FatCockFriday in the back seat #fcf

…that works, too

Is there a listserv I can get on 🙋🏻‍♂️

this is a hold up!!! (hold up your arms and show me ur pits)

Allegedly

I heard a rumor that it’s #HumpDay

Wow guys, Tight Fit Mike doesn’t think my shirt is too tight, how unexpected 🤪

Is this shirt getting too small for me

👀

Standard Christian to gay pipeline

Ass so fat, my new top gave me a key to his house a week after meeting me (true story) #HumpDay

To be fair, I thought it was a joke

Come over, I’ll get it jiggling in no time.

One way or another. 😈

Come over, I’ll get it jiggling in no time.

One way or another. 😈

Bator Balm is great and I do use it sometimes (including yesterday!), but I usually prefer thicker lube 😁

What’s y’all’s favorite lube for gooning? Me, I like to combine some Aquaphor and regular lotion - makes a nice thick mixture that feels amazing on my cock and leaves its skin feeling soooo soft and smooth after.

I like to think Keith would approve

First load came way too soon, but that’ll just make it easier to make the next round last a niiiiiiice long time 😈

Since @northofbostondad.bsky.social asked so nicely 😘 #fcf #bator

If anyone needs me, I’ll be spending the rest of #FatCockFriday stroking this thing #fcf

Don’t you agree that today is a “worship it” kind of #HumpDay ?