We really are just a patchwork of our forebears' weird little grammar grudges

“Creativity, Writing, and Reading in the Age of AI: Survey Results”

Right y’all 😮‍💨 We worked our way though over 5,000 survey responses, crunched the numbers, and data’d the data—and now we’re ready to share our findings.

Who’s ready for some pie charts?! 🧵🧵

Full blog post: ellipsus.com/blog/survey-...

Oh my god

We have a chance of removing the Online Safety Act!

Any UK residents, PLEASE take the time to fill out the whole form. If we want to remove ID verification on websites that actually don't need it, we need to take action NOW!

Thread (read the WHOLE thread!)

Humbled that our users wrote 500K words in this survey already!

We're building a bunch of anti-gen AI/AI safety features and want to hear from you.

I believe that in order to take some small step forward, the word “bird” should be replaced with “saur” in all common names. Mockingsaur. Secretarysaur. Red-winged blacksaur.

HUMMINGSAUR

There's a reason I finished my federal return like a month before that one hahaha.

.... *NSYNC's hiatus. (2002-present)

Had to make this a post.

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Had a fun time figuring out California taxes this year for my Jeopardy runner-up winnings.

Reminder to all that taxes are due today and also your quarterly payments if you are self employed

ChatGPT: If you reallye want to, you shoulde lick the verye brighte frog.

the main issue with editing Calvin & Hobbes comic strips as a meme template is that you are probably not as funny as Bill Watterson

The only progressive tax Bezos has ever paid is named MacKenzie.

SHELVE YOUR LONGBOW, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE ENNUI. AND YOU WILL WIN.

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto SAN FRANCISCO—Following reports that a 20-year-old man had been arrested for throwing a Moltov cocktail at Sam Altman’s home, the suspect stated Monday that he only initiated the attack because he was...

“I’ve been using ChatGPT to help with cooking for a while now, so I didn’t think too much of it when the ingredients list included a bottle filled with gasoline and a cloth wick,” said the alleged attacker

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

Responding here because this is at the top of the thread:

OP’s post of splashdown is an AI Generated fake.

This is an actual frame of splashdown and notice that the splash patterns are different and the parachutes are much, much, MUCH longer and bigger.

CUUUUUUTE. And so is the plushie!

The Video NASA’s Laser Communications Experiment Streamed From Deep Space YouTube video by JPLraw

Reminder: All the amazing high quality video you’re seeing from the Artemis II mission is being transmitted back to Earth using a laser communications system first tested with a video of a cat named Taters

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BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

Are we in full-on "Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?" territory?

We didn't deserve this day.

Every time someone finds this thread again and tells me I contributed to keeping their hands functional, I bump it! If you get diagnosed with Dupuytren's/Ledderhose, this is urgent information your orthopedist WILL PROBABLY NOT KNOW but may save your range of motion entirely.

Picture of Earth taken by the Artemis II mission

Ich see trees of grene
Redde roses too
Ich see them bloome
For me and you
And Ich thynke to myselfe
What a wondirful worlde

Ich see welkin blue
And cloudes of whyte
The brighte blessid daye
The darke sacred nighte
And Ich thynke to myselfe
What a wondirful worlde

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Keep going guys! Get out while you have the chance!