i wish it was this guy

just saw someone using a giant leaf as a makeshift umbrella, would love to see more things like this

my personal advice is that music is the best investment and friends are the second best investment. which is why going to a local show and buying all the merch is the most fiscally sound thing you can do.

erin has called they might be giants “blues clues music”

not one to make unsubstantiated claims but i have never had an iced coffee so big that i could not finish it so i don’t know if there is a volume of iced coffee that i could not drink

“that ship has sailed”? well guess what i didn’t want to be on that ship and also it sucked

lost a pair of pants months ago and found them today on a hanger in the closet. a momentous day for pants.

respectful shout out to early humans for beginning to do music

i like saying thems the brakes bc i have no idea what it means and only vaguely know what it implies

me to the ceo of smucker’s: do they turn ugly grapes into raisins DO NOT fucking lie to me

i am bringing back “big ol can of worms” in 2025