my mcu confession: i’ve only seen like 2 episodes of daredevil, and i’ve watched 85% of all the modern mcu movies, up until anything made after guardian of the galaxy 3

one day (hopefully) when we meet in person, we’re getting cheesecake. and i’m saying happy birthday, even if it’s not your birthday.

hopefully the office treats you well!

LMFAOOOOO i love that 😂

LOL former choir kid here

make me 🤭

so i guess it’s #tummytuesday? 🫣

nuh uhhh

takes one to know one 😌

my shitposting is on and off, it depends on my mood and availability

ooooh look a shiny!

there’s…more? 🫣

i need to do this to my phone, computer and my brain 😂

oh- 🫣

🤭🤭

going to a cannabis festival tomorrow with some coworkers, should be fun 🫣🤭

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the perfect amount of matchy-matchy 🤭

NOOOOOOOOOO

looking good!!! happy birthday, handsome! 🤭

i’d say it’s a combo of fwb, while also being a talking stage, and both parties have the mindset of a relationship (not cheating on each other, pda, acting like a couple even though they’re not). situationships are so romanticized, but they’re toxic and not fun 😭

not me realizing that my flight next month to see oomf across the country is gonna be 5 hours vs the typical 2.5 for my normal flights. i might or might not a tipsy when i get off the plane lol

i feel like you knew at least a small part of me would say yes 😂

LOVEEE 😍😍

just found it that someone i have a complicated history with just started working at my job. not only has he already asked about me, but he told a coworker that i’m closer with a false embarrassing story about me. tomorrow should be fun…

so crazy how i was about to comment on an oomf’s post while sitting on the toilet, and then my man called me and started being cute on facetime, so it took me half an hour to comment

mine did the same until i got a bike cover 😭

finished a book in a few days cause it’s a gay, age-gap, twink-bear, smutty love story and i couldn’t stop reading it. thanks to my boyfriend for lending me the copy he read before me

uber took the wrong turn and now we’re stuck in heavy traffic 😐

me too 😌