I'm choosing to imagine "upgrade your car" means something like giving it an Autobot mode.

Indeed. I understand the nature of the hype machine, but if it's truly "critical" to the movie, it should be in the damn movie. I'm assuming this is hyperbole, and if somehow it's not, that's a despicably calculated ploy.

Recall alert: tetradactyl, we hardly knew ye

Painting of a large humanoid owl in flight over a church graveyard.

The Owlman of Mawnan

Acrylics on 11 x 14 in. stretched canvas

With special thanks to @sce007.bsky.social for the encouragement

#art #cryptid #folklore
#Owlman #Kowanden
#Cornwall #Mawnan

Just hours and hours of me making ramen slurping noises by myself

Part 1/2 of a 7-panel SMBC comic update. A young woman is praying, asking God "is it OK that I cause a small amount of pollution every day? Even though it results in some small but real increase in the incidence of cancer?" God responds "of course. The harm is infinitesimal." The woman continues her inquiry, becoming more specific. She says "OK, now suppose I work with a million other programmers, each contributing a tiny bit of code to create a torture button on Reddit. pain starts at 0, and can go up to 10 million. Each person can only press the button once. And we can prove that any press of the button causes no detectable increase in pain."

Part 2/2 of a 7-panel SMBC comic update. The woman concludes "by your logic, NOTHING IMMORAL has happened! There must be some quantum threshold for sinning, and below that, it’s open season!" God asks in return "have you been reading Derek Parfit again?" to which the woman responds "it’s the handbook for tactical villainy!" The next panel cuts to later, where God is talking to an angel. The angel asks "another flood then, Lord?" God specifies "yeah, but have each angel deliver a single drop."

The funny part is every action in your life turns SOME torture dial!

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I could've written this post myself. Great story, blew my young mind back in the day, along with 1983's Brave and the Bold 200.

Teeth are the first sign of your skeleton starting to escape

I know it'll never happen, but wouldn't it be fun if DC put out an anthology of all the Silver & Bronze Age stories that show the writers and artists in their home workspaces!

Superman's dad: noble sacrifice

Batman's dad: martyr

Johnny Thunder's dad: privileged jerk

I didn't know that... but a dog wood

Frankenstein (1910). Kind of wild to consider that its release is closer in time to the publication of Mary Shelley's 1818 novel than to the present day

Batman Forever on TNT sounds like a great way to fill time until lunch.

Every once in a while you hear about a crime where you kind of admire the audacity but also wonder how they even thought of that.

Bugs Bunny in a dress, just like the rest of us.

"... to understand different points of view, as long as they're rooted in facts..."

This is practically a radical statement for a journalist to say these days. I wish more would openly embrace it.

We are failing as a society.

This is a dance off. If you see this repost a dance🌹

The Secretary of White Male Superiority doing an antisemitism? I am shocked, I tells ya, shocked!

i think folks might be unfamiliar with "the pharisees", so let's make it clear: he's saying the jews run the press, and that they are conspiring to undermine the military. it's not just antisemitism, it's indistinguishable from nazism.

*sending virtual massage until someone can help you with the real thing*

Fine, you've convinced me

Look at this gorgeous cover art

Totally worth whatever forest ghost or cryptid or cursed artifact comes with the cabin, since I'm given to understand that something of that sort is inevitable.

Fighting the good fight in Colorado

Great minds, yadda yadda. Plenty of credit to go around when individual creativity yields similar results.

But has he ever teleported to a Waffle House?

Sometimes it blows my mind when we know precisely when certain specific things happened.