Ideal relationship dynamic

Good god, lemon

I'm never going to get over the fact that the emotional climax of what I consider the greatest pieces of fiction ever written is on a page titled Bumpus Mills, Tennessee. What are we even doing here.

This morning's wake up call was a good reminder that sometimes we just need to enjoy the good things when they're happening :)

Welcome to college football The Rest Of Time.

Page one: text on black background, “WAKE UP!”. Eyes open, a baby sea turtle with an eggshell helmet says, “you need to wake up!”

Page 2: helmet turtle says to a green baby sea turtle, who is waking up out off his egg, “we need to get moving.” CRASH! A cormorant breaks through the ceiling of their nest hole. Helmet turtle says MOVE!

Page 3: “when you’re out there, beeline to the water. Don’t stop. Don’t be a hero. Godspeed.” The helmet turtle kicks baby green turtle out the hole off a cliff onto the beach below.

Page 4: baby green turtle lands on the sand. The distance between him and the water is quite large. Another baby sea turtle is being devoured by a seagull and is screaming for help.

I dreamt of the beach (1/4)

a digital illustration in the style of a relief print depicting a black cat in a defensive pose holding a torn and tattered transgender pride flag in its mouth as it looks directly towards the viewer. the background is purple with some specks of blue and pink showing through, and behind the cat is a black midground resembling grass or flames. the top right corner features a box with a caption reading "T.D.O.V."

DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN 🏳️‍⚧️

#art #tdov #transart

Three panel comic. Panel 1: an emo kid is sitting at the table in a casual restaurant with his family, who seem chipper and normal. He is staring intensely at another table. Panel 2: an emo girl is also sitting at a different table with her family, and staring back. Panel 3: their thought bubble connects to a shared dream where they are two badass wolf people madly in love, riding a motorcycle at night.

At chili’s

Ondřej Satoria's thoughts when he struck out Shohei Ohtani. 🤣

Full Interview: youtu.be/U5reVFKW5j4

Any March Madness team that gets upset but I didn’t pick it is a fucking idiot fraud and any team that scores an upset and I picked it is evidence that I know ball.

Do it for he(ate)r 💜

Czechia's Ondřej Satoria, who is a full-time electrician, leaves his final career game to a standing ovation after throwing 4.2 shutout innings against Japan!

I made a crossword

Tumblr post: “I was getting birthday spankings at the dungeon last night, and the person domming me was making me count them. She made it up to five, paused for a few seconds, and hit me twice in rapid succession, *hard*, before pausing again. You can imagine my reaction when, in a crowded dungeon, I was made to yell: ‘SIX SEVEN’”

Six seven isn’t funny.

Weaponizing it is hilarious.

this is gonna kill with all the 11 year old inglorious basterds

“Hate me or love me, you watched. That’s all you could do.”

Absolute legend

CRITICAL RACE THEORY? BROTHER, EVERY RACE IS CRITICAL

Saw this in Discord and it’s amazing

in the dincord serveder. straight up "hunting it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. Mi tmystery

People ask me what I do in spring through fall when there’s baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare at the Mariners and wait for them to win the World Series.

A variety of Providence Mystery Hunters look at various screens inside our headquarters

The Contemplation of the Hexagon
Providence HQ, MITMH 2026

A scientist will see a rat and be like I gotta put that dude in a Situation

All chocolate is Dubai chocolate to me cause I do buy it

Teammate was 2022, this is the year of Geepee Pasco

One of my teammates, Paolo Pasco, is the reigning American Crossword Puzzle Tournament champion, MIT Mystery Hunt winner, and now the Jeopardy! Tournament of Champions winner! He should get into competitive Scrabble and win that too to create the Paolo Slam. 🐐

Collab with Kismet ✨

#xayah #rakan

Y’all did a great job. Hope you enjoy next year even more 🫡

His crucial mistake was that you also have to have water if you want to be the champion

We won. I can’t believe it. We won.

Twas the night before Hunt, and all through the team, We lay in the darkness, sharing one dream. Our prep work was good, our spreadsheets won't fail, We'll make the key insights, and we will prevail. The puzzles tomorrow will be quite the challenge, With grids to fill, art to make, items to scavenge. With any luck next year will be ours to write, But that's Monday's problem; for now, good night.