Oh yeah, this one was a gem.

Would you like a large Arnold Palmer? It comes with it's own straw!

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #69,594, Gay Diogenes ‪@teegeecee.bsky.social‬, joined on May 10, 2023"

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #69,594!

You are not alone.

Basque cheesecake is really having a moment.

@darthbluesky.bsky.social, our puppy Lola is a big fan of the casual ear flips. We think she may need to be renamed Leia.

I cannot stress this enough, especially to everyone posting smut.

USE, THE, TAG, SYSTEM, PLEASE.

Mark your NSFW accordingly for the benefit of everyone, otherwise this will be dead in the water within a year just like Tumblr.

What could possibly go wrong.

Air rights.

It's a movie I will stop everything to watch. Stanley Tucci at his hottest.

SHAR PEI! SHAR PEI SHAR PEI SHAR PEI!!!!!

The hubby & I had a Shar Pei years ago. Miss Celie. Terribly aloof, but also the sweetest thing.

Very little ruins my morning more than an English Muffin that is too scrawny to be properly split. Wolferman's "Traditional" English muffins never fail to disappoint. Their jumbo ones rock, but the normal? Hard pass.

Never alone, sir! I'm glad you made it!!

It’s clear Disney is playing to win. “Go Woke, Buy Snacks!”

Happy Pride, folks!

Wait. Kathy Bates in a remake/reimagining of "Matlock"? Count me in.

I've recently started Arkady, a whole new world for my D&D Players on Discord. It's a low-magic world with original lore, maps, pantheon, & organizations. I've never tried anything quite this big & bold before - I'll be skeeting about it, and hope you all come along for the ride.

When Saturn finds out what Jupiter is up to, they’re gonna be pissed.

You had a Butterfinger on one side, Skittles on the other, and you went with Raisinets?

You woke up and chose violence this day.

Up till now? An aimless skeeter. Moving forward, I hope to skeet with purpose and to start building the D&D/TTRPG community here.

Do I want to know what was used as a stirrer?

Our boops say hello back!

This is what I posted when I got the invite & joined the other day. I’m still not sure, but I’m leaning towards focusing my feed on D&D stuff. No one needs another white gay man going on about Real Housewives or Vanderpump, lol.

Velma in her normal morning crazy play.

Velma, crazy but sweet as hell. Kind of like her dad.

Morning mood.

Good morning BlueSky, and Happy Friday.

Whew!

I’m concerned.

If that plant in the background isn’t artificial, it’s got no room to grow & not enough light.

Otherwise, no notes, you look awesome.

“There is no death…”

I used to have that entire monologue memorized.

I’ve seen my dogs lick their butt.

My dogs lick my face, and I give them nose kisses.

So by the transitive principle…

I can feel that shift after just one day. I don’t gloomscroll here.

Hoping to populate my feed with as much goodness as possible.

Roxy and Velma Jean say “Good Morning.”

Yep - I just checked, and nothing happens. I can’t even tell if anyone’s noticed because the search is borked.