i need to buy a stick of RAM and i’m seeing red

ah, well then you should be allowed to inconvenience him in a similarly poetic manner 😅

you should be allowed to plant yourself in front of that guys car and live there for as long as you want

dark outlines of palm trees are highlighted by a blue sky melting into shades of pink, orange, and red. a cluster of bros gather in the foreground waiting for their girlfriends to finish peeing

i had the most beautiful view out behind the porta-potties this time last year

my nothing #mynothing

well i just saved $100 per month by switching to CAA insurance

lauren this skeet may have cost me $200USD and i just need you to know that

i think it’s good when the bad people get dunked on for their terrible takes

The Pope should stay out of politics and allow Trump to finally divorce Catherine of Aragon

They removed in-store scales so they could over charge. Whenever an evidence tool is removed from the public it's always shady 😕

my 1 week trip to china is now a 3 week trip to china my life is awesome 😭

There’s a wave of attacks on the ruling class People have reached a breaking point. American consumer sentiment is terrible, registering at the lowest level ever recorded this week. Gas prices just jumped more in March than they have in any month...

Warehouses on fire, Molotov thrown at Sam Altman’s house, a data center supporting politician’s home shot at — attacks on the ruling class have begun.

Every attacker will now be deemed a terrorist, that’s inevitable.

But what the ruling class doesn’t want you to know is they made this inevitable.

finally i will be able to afford my seventh boat 🙌

Nova Scotia still charging large commercial and industrial users next to nothing for water

reported by Joan Baxter @joanbaxter.bsky.social

what if i just maxed out my credit card and went to coachella again

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Very cool and not concerning at all that the technology that the worst people in the world want to proliferate into every facet of our lives and is boiling the oceans and ruining the lives of vulnerable people carries the same warning as Psychic Readers Network commercials from 25 years ago.

well that was fun now to go back to the hotel and read some hockey smut

has anyone told israel that the ceasefire extends to Lebanon?

Thank you Edith, that did help. Also, I think of this woman almost every day. Should I somehow get interviewed when It Happens, I hope I would be a tenth as eloquent: youtu.be/rOgduwX2TV0?...

checking the nuclear war status between periods

yes!

they booed the american anthem lmao

Questrade notification: “stay ahead of market volatility. Trade until 2AM ET with overnight trading”

the current state of world affairs:

players are warming up in an nhl stadium with thousands of seats

the boy aquarium here is a bit bigger than the one at home

and folks wonder why we don’t support the blue coloured war hawks

lady gaga cancelled her show 🙃

have fun!

my legs are comfortably crossed in the front row of an aircraft. i’m holding a monster energy can

would i pay $150 for 1.5 hours of extra legroom? no. would i take it for freeee? thank you, porter 🙏😭