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BLOOB FOR THE BLOOB GOD!

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

I too aspire to have an API limit and for you to either pay me more to keep working, or wait until after I've had a nap

Happy birthday! 🎉🎂🎉

I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. That bird's an asshole! 😂😂😂😂😂
Best with volume up.

maybe it just needs a little more time

Noms!!

She is so very proud of herself. Living her best life… 😂

One fabulously happy burger thieving pupper.

This girl is a literal hamburgler and she’s #sorryNotSorry.

She’s certain that plate of hamburgers on the counter was left there just for her. #serendipity

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i did not make this up. this is an actual screenshot, from right now.

been feeling kinda stressed lately so I made a little prototype

is this anything

<hugs>
Hope you get some reprieve and some rest.

Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

A digital CAPTCHA verification window titled "Select all squares with PIPES" against a plain white background. The window contains a 3×3 grid of numbered squares, mixing literal hardware, smoking pipes, and programming syntax.

These captchas just keep getting harder #rstats

Today's meeting schedule

A fluffy black kitten in a shopping basket.

"Get only the essentials."

📸 Aubuchon Hardware

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

to whom it may concern:

how dare you email me

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

gradient.horse Draw a horse, watch it run!

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

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CYBR.HAK.CON is coming to Plano, TX! I have joined forces with @cybrseccon.bsky.social to start a hacker and practitioner conference in the DFW area.

It's 2026, so I now say "If you believe that, I've got a datacenter in space to sell you."

"Yeah, we schedule everything using a FAFO algori-"

"You mean FIFO?"

"No, FAFO. You can preempt whatever workloads you want, but we give the owner your exact location and a baseball bat"

Error: entity released

...horrifying message without context, thank you

The sound of dialup screaming was really warning us of what was to come

Screencap of a tweet. There's a picture of a boulder blocking a lane on a 2-lane highway. Tweet from San Miguel Sheriff @SheriffAlert Large boulder the size of a small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area. 11:45 AM • Jan 27, 2020

Happy "large boulder the size of a small boulder" day to all who celebrate.