C0mmissi0n done for @xavierteatime.bsky.social !!

Ohh well enjoy, there's some great moments!

And the past few weeks have been a barrage of our podcasting and journalist betters telling us Hasan himself has the divine right to be said philosopher king and Democrats are begging to lose if we reject this.

Who are you rooting for this season?

Fitting thumbnail for a Monday morning

If you've got a problem with the Chikorita line you've got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate

Yeah but he's mildly irritating on social media sometimes and, you see, that's worse than fascism

I will say, it is frustrating to be a Hillary alumni to some times be whipped back ten years and remember warning of things, word for word, that have happened, we fucking told you, we told you every day for months and people mocked us and screamed at us and refused to believe it, we fucking told you

Libs who said "trump seems bad" in 2015 turned out to be right

My entire adult life has been an endless stream of Democrats posting things like "spending Easter with my family, wishing everyone a lovely and blessed holiday :)" while republicans fill the comments with "HOW CAN YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT, YOU HATE US AND WANT US TO DIE, FUUUCCCCKKKK"

HR asked me if I'd be willing to become a notary public. I said sure and gave them all the paperwork they need from me. They said they'd handle the rest and get back to me. That was like 2 years ago lol.

Ganymede - @gametank.zone - Another really cool retro side-scroller evocative of Metroid, playable with a cartridge on a CRTV for the full "please still be 1994" experience.

LoCoMo - A top-down city builder where you manipulate the environment to affect the lives of a huge population of li'l dudes

Dreadmoor - @digitalvortexent.bsky.social - A spooooky first-person game where you're on a riverboat in a creepy, haunted-looking swamp

Spider Lily - @falsework.bsky.social - A really beautiful looking game about a cool little skeleton and their fish friend solving puzzles together

Dawnthief - @colorgrave.bsky.social - Pixelated side-scroller where you jump on enemies and steal their shit (I love this graphical art style)

Rightfully, Beary Arms - @daylitebasement.bsky.social - Another cute pixelated game about a teddy bear that somebody made the grave mistake of giving a gun

Oh Apollo - @bluebackpack.bsky.social - Funny VN where you, a priestess of Apollo, must balance the God's stupid whims with the whims of his worshippers who don't want to be smited (smote?)

Kodas Nereus - Case Ocean Services LLC - Underwater exploration VR game based on real geographic data

Here are the games I've added to my steam wishlist after Pax East:

Royalty Free-for-All - AAAA Games - cute cartoony smash bros. clone with silly characters like Mother Goose

Heroes Together - @basementbunkerlabs.bsky.social - Casual fantasy adventure VR game with emphasis on socialization

Crowd of people posing at the Folding Ideas fan meetup, PAX East 2026

Posting this a little late, thanks to everyone who came to the meetup on Friday!

レスター地方のジムリーダー(妄想です)

Years ago a friend of mine coined a fictional character named John Mudkips. I sense a spiritual connection between him and Jimmy Metapods.

Average post my family made about Hillary Clinton in 2016

Personally I think a much more direct cause has been several high profile Very Cool people on the left being deeply antisemitic which bends the culture around trying to impress and get noticed by them. But it's better to have Hasan Piker think you're a lame squishy moderate than to be antisemitic.

Sorry, but "I was forced to start calling anyone of Jewish heritage a subhuman scumbag because of libs defending the rights of Jews to exist" is exactly as unsatisfying an explanation as "I had to become fascist because of libs calling me fascist." You can simply stop being antisemitic.

Every time I see a post calling out the antisemitism problem on the left, the top response is usually "antizionism is not antisemitism." Yes! Correct! There is an antisemitism problem on the left.

D-don't look at me like that while saying that 😳

People spent ten years pretending to be incandescently furious at Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton for being improperly mournful about the lives lost at Benghazi.

me and the boys getting deployed to Iran because Taylor Swift convinced a bunch of white girls to vote for Kamala

NEW CHILD NEW CHILD
#PokemonDay #PokemonWindsWaves

Why is the entire Online Left trying to negatively polarize me into becoming a Newsom stan. If they'd just shut the fuck up I'd go back to being entirely unenthusiastic about him.

It's nuts to me that the gacha game genre has taken off as much as it has. The gaming community will collectively lose their shit over the concepts of pre-orders or Nintendo charging for old games, but 'intentionally predatory mechanics to maybe get one character' has gotten basically no pushback?

"You've played Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney. Based on this, we think you'd enjoy Hentai Fuck Palace Extra Squirter Edition!"