Matches_12_立方体グリッド YouTube video by SWIMMING

This YT stop motion channel that I love just dropped a ton of mesmerizing new stuff

carving this into a gleaming black monolith outside Yucca Mountain

So close!! That is a shape 💖

i guess a mouse fart is, by its very nature, aerosolized. anyway

every day i have to read something new like "Kick streamer J0N_Gendd3r reveals daily regimen of dexedrine, barbituates and aerosolized mouse farts." i don't want to live this way. i dont want it

Last month in The Onion:

how do you, amazon, a company with like a trillion dollars, not simply have a guy somewhere that says "idk man" when an OT game is about to get cut off. what is the point of all that money

12TH CENTURY FRENCH REDNECK LOOKING AT A CATAPULT ABOUT TO INVENT THE TREBUCHET: y’all ever put a rope on that thing

you've been visited by Uncle Gregory. hit RT and he will sit around listlessly. hit like and he will also sit around listlessly. he is going through something

*this* is how you ask for a divorce?

JERRY: She's a ten! But the mole…
ELAINE: That's it? A mole??
JERRY: A ten can't have a mole!
GEORGE: A nine…? A nine could have a mole…
[Maya Angelou enters, applause]
MAYA ANGELOU: See to the slickness of your floor, Jerome. Easily I could slip coming through the door as swiftly as I've just done.

this summer, The Odyssey, starring Bob Odyssey

"was eat soup" feels like im living in some sort of ... digital madness idk

not gonna pass up the opportunity to mention that Jahidi/Jahadi White realized recently that he'd been misspelling his own name his whole life heavy.com/sports/nba/w...

trapped in the jamiroquai room again. was eat soup and it sloshed everywhere. tried to mop it up with his big terrycloth hat and he got so mad

NOW THAT'S A GOOD FRIDAY

discovered a new fun flavor of "oh god they're mad at me" today when my CPA got really mad at me

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

before you embark on a journey of revenge, make two gravies

Wall and Gortat talkin’ screens

The only screen time discourse I’m interested in

hont dogs

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have is a very based son named Saxon. He unironically ordered a cheeseburger in an omakase setting."

you'd liberate karaoke bars and devastate the city of boston. incredible efficiency here

*walking out of town and I suddenly grow 500 feet tall* ah fuck am i on the world map? the music's different

Built out an “Oops All Cuttino Mobleys” starting five in a group chat with @williefitz.bsky.social.

PG: Jameer Nelson
SG: Cuttino Mobley
SF: Hedo Turkoglu
PF: Theo Ratliff
C: Chris Kaman

All players must meet objective standards to align with Cutinno while also having an ineffable level of guyness

solid snake from the video game metal gear solid, not sure which one

me: how do you call the teeth workman?
my buddy Serious Moe: I told you to stop pretending you don't speak fluent English
me: jontist

How can you not be romantic about broadcasting

Orbin Hood. robin hood but perfectly spherical. alright, thanks